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  1. 死定啦 about 21 hours ago from web
  2. 天窗寶寶說你好∼ about 21 hours ago from web
  3. 奮戰到底！！！！兄弟，撐住啊！ 8:11 AM Dec 13th from web
  4. 好魔棒！魔棒的奧妙之處，它可以藏在褲襠之中，隨手可得，還可以挺著它來深入敵營，就算被佛地魔上了也射的出洨，真不愧為七種武器之首！ 12:36 AM Dec 13th from web
  5. 催眠魔來了！快我的魔棒咧⋯『雞雞，護法現身！』 12:35 AM Dec 13th from web
  6. 媽的，人上人真是太好當了，我可以衣錦還鄉了。 10:29 PM Dec 12th from web
  7. 操得汝中出，方為人上人。 10:28 PM Dec 12th from web
  8. 痴得腐中腐，方為人上人。 10:07 PM Dec 12th from web
  9. @funnyjao 那就他媽的把他生出來啊！不過我看你也只能從屁眼生了，準備爆菊吧你… 12:35 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to funnyjao
  10. 好吧！我剛剛把麥當勞廣告詞聽成［大叔買一送一］那瞬間還在心裡默默罵了句三小啊… 10:35 AM Dec 12th from web
  11. 嗨啾的棉花糖口味好微妙…… 7:27 AM Dec 12th from web
  12. 言贊: 幹這超帥的！"Super Punch: Predator motorcycle (and more)" ( http://bit.ly/4MkYMt ) 4:42 AM Dec 12th from twitthat
  13. 海綿寶寶語錄 ☆《你濕了，需要烘乾。》 2:14 AM Dec 12th from web
  14. 假屎有天我在電腦前過勞死，希望螢幕上不是在播G片，媽媽會傷心咧。 1:41 PM Dec 11th from web
  15. 怎麼辦？我的理智告訴我要專注，我的身體卻只想鬼混，我有個好調皮的身體⋯ 12:27 PM Dec 11th from web
  16. 那個令人難忘的男子叫做－－－－拳屎郎。 12:11 PM Dec 11th from web
  17. 曾經，有個人對我說⋯你已經屎了，我就真的屎了。 12:05 PM Dec 11th from web
  18. 我真的需要有人阻止我鬼混，屎踏圃 · 咪 · 剖粒屎！ 9:42 AM Dec 11th from web
  19. 陰蒂悠悠過客匆匆，潮起又潮落，恩恩怨怨生屎尻頭，幾人能幹透，床單啊滾滾精液啊吃吃，巨根中有洨，留一半中出留一半吹，至少洞裡有你追隨。 9:38 AM Dec 11th from web
  20. 對於才剛過午夜12點就要喝康貝特的自己感到羞愧，馬的我好弱喔⋯ 8:30 AM Dec 11th from web