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eatmycereal

  1. @cassman3000 @SkippinSquirrel I love The D!
  2. @SkippinSquirrel You should probably return the gifts.
  3. The brownie is a lie too via.me/-1gzeoik
  4. Raddest shirt ever? God bless Muricah! and tigers... via.me/-1fox1i4
  5. I don't know where this guy in Franklin County AL gets off calling that thing a "doom buggy". It doesn't even have flame throwers.
  6. The boy snuggling with his new Death Adder gaming mouse via.me/-1fod75u
  7. @SkippinSquirrel mmmm. Handfruit!
  8. @SkippinSquirrel @godisvoid Let's celebrate our arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk...
  9. @SkippinSquirrel you need to get choked up more with @eatmycereal
  10. Saigon Kickball #gamebands
  11. Mr. Buckethead #gamebands
  12. Ace of Baseball #gamebands
  13. It's Mother's Day and all @skippinsquirrel got was this lousy tweet. Happy Mother's Day :-)
  14. @IamEnidColeslaw Sinko de nono
  15. @cassman3000 It's funny how the night moves
  16. Watching the boy play Megaman X. Why is this is the coolest thing I've seen in weeks?
  17. @cassman3000 Dude. SUPER MOON! Why are we not hanging out right now!?!
  18. @cassman3000 @SkippinSquirrel WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH!