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Pretty sad this is "The Best of Rick and Bubba" These guys aren't remotely funny. Just a bunch of Burt Reynolds laughing #shoals about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter
@DarthRonald Yeah, that's the one. He said something about Family Guy references. That one actually fits him pretty well. He's cool though. about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to DarthRonald
@DiamondRainne Hey! Thank you! Merry Christmas to you too! You just made my day:) about 5 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to DiamondRainne
@AroundTheHorn I find your tweets both shallow and pedantic. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to AroundTheHorn
@BiggJimSlade It's not as uncomfortable as watching Faith Hill do her Joan Jett imitation on NBC though. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to BiggJimSlade
Is it me or has the Monday Night Football intro gotten really weird over the years. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
@BlindingBliss That stuff pisses me off soooo much. I can't express in 140 characters how angry I get when I hear about people fighting dogs about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to BlindingBliss
@DarthRonald Right! That was 1 with the glow in the dark rubbers right? I haven't seen that since the eighties. Laughed my ass off at that about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to DarthRonald
@DarthRonald Didn't they do a robotic simulation of that? Can't remember who won though. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to DarthRonald
@Tony_Shark I'm gonna stop jerkin' off in the shower... on Mondays. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Tony_Shark
@DarthRonald I always thought is was kinda gay. My gym teacher used to... Ohhhh! Chickens! That's ignorant too. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to DarthRonald
@DarthRonald If I caught motherfuckers fighting dogs I would dull my knife on their nutsacks. I don't pity those fools. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to DarthRonald
Too bad more people aren't lost or dead after that dog fighting ring got busted in Lawrence county. #shoals about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
My goal to sleep with all the girls from Clueless just got more costly. Shovels aren't cheap. 11:52 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
Ahhh, half-time sex. Now what to do with the other 14 minutes and 29 seconds. 11:39 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
@DarthRonald Yeah, I don't play it so I don't know, but the commercial would make you think that. That would be awesome. 9:55 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to DarthRonald
@DarthRonald Those things are expensive fool! I save those for only the most deserving suckas! 9:46 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to DarthRonald
@dmonzel He would probably be equal-lateral as well. 9:28 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to dmonzel
@CuriousGuru I see ur point, by taking the word at it's base meaning. U mean whether it's a desired direction or not, it's still evolution. 9:18 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to CuriousGuru
@CuriousGuru I say we r de-evolving as we as a society over protect the weak and stupid by giving them more opportunities then they deserve 9:12 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to CuriousGuru

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Name Pity da foo who dont
Location Florence, AL
Bio All you need to know is that I am awesome. Oh and I like meat.

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