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  1. @AliWhite would you rather have tea with dong in it or dongs with tea in them??? 10:44 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck in reply to AliWhite
  2. Gotta love stressing so much about making thanksgiving dinner that I now get to have an IBS attack. Thank 9:07 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  3. @AliWhite hey are turds and they are delicious. "nutrageous??? there awesome!!!" 1:09 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to AliWhite
  4. @MegLoyal yeah I know.... I'll deal with douchey vampire kids for you. Long live the goths!!!!! 8:43 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to MegLoyal
  5. @AliWhite I bet I know which song... Ohhh shit, the black vagina finda!!! Onyx is heavyweights..... 9:30 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  6. @AliWhite i didnt know she was gonna be in town. ill have to ask her and she if she wants to. i dont know if she likes her enough. 1:58 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to AliWhite
  7. @AliWhite personally i like "you piece of bitch trash" from http://bit.ly/4uR1uK 1:56 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck in reply to AliWhite
  8. @AliWhite never ever stray from the rockstar. only bad things will happen. 10:23 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to AliWhite
  9. http://bit.ly/2FpSti ohhhhhh man its that time of year again...... turkey soda here i come! 9:55 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
  10. i drank all this http://twitpic.com/p01m2 and yet i still look like this http://twitpic.com/p01v1 this took me 5 times to post right 7:54 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. @AliWhite i dont think satan gave you the hiuken to the throat but you might be a H1N1 victim for a 2nd time. that how hardcore you are 7:28 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck in reply to AliWhite
  12. Oh mah guuuuudniss........... http://bit.ly/40zCS7 8:09 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  13. http://bit.ly/1Tx71o hahaha the best laugh i have had all week. i think they should have written "great job" on the picture ala tim and eric 1:56 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  14. @AliWhite agreed the new weezer is very very lame 10:18 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to AliWhite
  15. @MegLoyal then nap... you have big night ahead of you 12:56 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to MegLoyal
  16. @slashfilm alright buddy, i'll let this one pass... but to make up for it, you must install something super geeky on the new machine. 12:56 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to slashfilm
  17. @slashfilm Pete..... I'm ashamed of you for going to apple to upgrade your ram... Where is the Pete I used to know?? Lol 7:53 PM Nov 3rd from Tweetie in reply to slashfilm
  18. http://bit.ly/GrAUX hahaha OHHHHH OHHHHHHH OWWWWW!! walken makes everything better. 11:29 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  19. @AliWhite what happened to Jessica rabbit?!!! 6:47 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to AliWhite
  20. hahaha amazing!!! RT @slashfilm: LOL: Drunk Ewoks Ruin Today Show Halloween Segment http://bit.ly/KOouL 12:14 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck