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It's a shame drinking and driving is frowned upon because I fancy getting absolutely cuntedabout 24 hours ago from web
Bye mum. I'll love you always. Rest in peace xx5:55 PM Jun 29th from txt
Off to meeting. Please don't steal my wallet while I'm gone.2:58 AM Jun 29th from web
Dear Stomach, Please stop jumping around. I don't like it. Thanks.2:01 AM Jun 29th from web
@Thehodge Hodge it! :p1:55 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to Thehodge
Ungh. Work. Ungh.12:48 AM Jun 29th from web
@Mizz_Ossifer it's because bacon tastes lush and only takes a few minutes to cook. Convinience. Plus it's made out of REAL MEAT! :p4:15 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to Mizz_Ossifer
http://tinyurl.com/nrkrh44:12 PM Jun 28th from web
@DizzySnap39 We don't get hot pockets over here in England. Email me some!4:06 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to DizzySnap39
@oldblinddeadjim RT Er, guys..I'm about to get undressed. You may want to take a step back. #publicservicebroadcasting4:05 PM Jun 28th from web
Pop quiz hot shit - this bacon sandwich is a) delicious b) fattening c) hangover reducing. Hah, you stupid twat, it's all of the above! :D4:04 PM Jun 28th from web
Two pub meals in one day. Not too shabby!12:20 PM Jun 28th from txt
When i get back, this place better have tidied itself or there'll be trouble.4:07 AM Jun 28th from txt
Oh ok, one more glass of anti-freeze before I go.8:01 PM Jun 27th from web
Once again, Ricey was too pissed to get it up. HAH! Goodnight ladies xx7:56 PM Jun 27th from web
@DizzySnap39 @mizz_ossifer well, I'm off to bed. You two shits take care mmkay?! G'night! :)7:55 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to DizzySnap39
Oh just fuck off you saucy minx you7:43 PM Jun 27th from web
@DizzySnap39 I hope you and @mizz_ossifer had an awesome night. I did! I spent hours chatting up this chick that turned out to be gay. Woot!7:43 PM Jun 27th from web in reply to DizzySnap39
I AM GOING DRINKING. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.12:36 PM Jun 27th from web
DO NOT TOUCH THE WALLS12:08 PM Jun 27th from web