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@quotme Winston: On being told minister found naked + another man In St James' park in freezing conditions "Makes you proud to be British!".39 minutes agofrom webin reply to quotme
RT @davidschneider: Cycling in uberthick gloves. Like having my hands in the arse of 2 polar bears. I imagine. Never actually done it #u...about 1 hour agofrom web