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  1. But I'm out of here. I begged to be discharged and they listened! Home by 2pm!!!!
  2. Bad night. My roommate is in hell, puking every 20 mins, scratching hives nonstop, moaning...and watching WWF nonstop. I couldn't sleep.
  3. My primary incision seems to have become home to an unwelcome bug. Eviction in progress.
  4. Check it out! Food! My first since Sunday evening!
  5. Alleluia, a fart... Two even! There's a phrase never tweeted before? Peristalsis has begun. I'm at the col, heading down! Yahoo!
  6. Never have I wanted to fart so bad. I NEED to tweet.
  7. The flotilla of docs just stopped by. Lots of gurgling evident but they are waiting until I actually fart before I go off the IV. So we wait
  8. Not a good night. Lots of pain. Peristalsis won't reboot. Got the urinary track rebooted, but gastro track is dead. Very frustrating.
  9. So... Hello World. I'm back. In a lot of pain and the morphine dispenser is stingey. At least the foley is out. Need peristalsis to reboot.
  10. Waiting, waiting, waiting, while the hangover gets slowly worse.
  11. First the bureaucrats, then the plumbers helpers, then the sleeping assistant, THEN the plumbers.
  12. Ok so I haven't eaten in 36 hours, had nothing to drink for 12 hours, strangely feel hungover, not hungry... Let the infernal plumbing begin
  13. Now to physical pre-op. God I hate this. Trying to do conf calls while very "indisposed".
  14. @kevinweil part of my colon is no longer welcome
  15. Wharf to Wharf, fun 6 miler, great bands, with friends and my kids. Last race for my sigmoid. Mental pre-op. Now to the purge.
  16. I have to undergo surgery early next week. I've decided to tweet the experience. Stay tuned.
  17. Wz: Worry is the misuse of your imagination.
  18. Wzdm: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
  19. Wzdm: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
  20. Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.