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  1. @circeplum absolutely, positively and definitely can't. Not without huge amounts of XO poured down the neck.
  2. @harrietleigh I couldn't possibly spill my celebrity beans in public! A few sherbets in your padded bar might loosen my tongue though!
  3. I have some celebrity gossip but, bizarrely, find myself unable to divulge!
  4. 2012. From the start I was praying for the end of the world to come soon. But no, it dragged on for nearly three hours!
  5. 26 quid raised in my CIN commentathon this year. Well done everyone!
  6. Terry's syrup proving much more problematic this year.
  7. @circeplum Please do. Then tell me you don't think those w*nkers need stuffing up the jacksie!
  8. Excellent comment on ferries, blogs and libel threats this week from Jane Wenham-Jones. Rush out and buy the Isle of Thanet Gazette peeps!
  9. @mattwardman he's not known as the love muscle from Brussels for nothing
  10. @circeplum Do you think JBR will be driving down here lol!
  11. @lukejedwards Poirot and Jean-Claude Van Damme are forming an army of dentists, paedophiles, brewers, and chocolatiers as we speak!
  12. @circeplum I presume you've been invited! http://tinyurl.com/ya8xa87
  13. I've been told I''ll be sitting on David Mitchell's right hand next week. Off to grease the old chocolate starfish in anticipation.
  14. @circeplum Now you're on their case, how long do you give them? A month? Ha!
  15. @Adem Nyaha! Nothing to do with you-know-who! Sorry to disappoint.
  16. Just penned another Fannit oeuvre for Private Eye. What's it about? Ha! You'll just have to buy it when it comes out and see for yourselves!
  17. @ohrockyrocky @roystoncartoons @Adem Thanks for jogging the sawdust between my ears chaps! I now have three jokes for the price of one!
  18. Trying to remember the old joke about Edward Woodward. 'What do you call a man with a wooden head'? Or was it two wooden heads?
  19. @lukejedwards You'll be running rings around them at that rate!
  20. @circeplum shaved his ringer? For Leo Sayer? That's got to get into the News of the World, surely?