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  1. For that matter, I'd never want to be my own kid, because there's no way I'm ever having a kid, and I really want to exist.
  2. See, I wouldn't want to be their child because that would mean I would be about 5 years old.
  3. By that tweet's logic, many of my favorite people have awful character. That's because many of them are about my age.
  4. That tweet I just retweeted has been retweeted by 55 people. I don't see the appeal of it, personally.
  5. RT @alaindebotton: A quick way to judge character: imagine how much you'd like to be a given person's child
  6. if I #pickone more zit I won't let myself have cheesecake tonight
  7. @ryanqnorth the sheer repetition of old jokes on that blog would make my head explode even if I weren't a liberal
  8. Tiger, Tiger, burning bright, in the Woods of the night
  9. @Spraypainthero go to the bank and get a money order for $100 & mail it to me. That'd be an excuse. #ohwaityoucanbuyalotofcandycanesfor$100
  10. @malki You'd be the mobile division of MinneNAPolis! http://fairlyodd.blogspot.com/2005/08/need-sleep-mall-of-america-sells-naps.html
  11. #womenshouldnever perpetuate society's gender expectations. #menshouldnever do it either.
  12. why do cooks on TV always make things so sugary that even I think they're gross?
  13. all the Kleenexes are in the bedroom and I don't want to wake up John.
  14. my nose is stuffy.
  15. http://www.xkcd.com/671/ it's so true, and the logo looking exactly like a "male" symbol just makes it weirder.
  16. Dentist appointment today. I brushed my teeth so much my mouth feels numb. Don't want dentist to think I'm a slob.
  17. @birdlord oh, and that hamburger is AWESOME.
  18. @birdlord If I'm sitting on my hands I can still say it out loud, you just can't hear me.
  19. @lrgc Twitter is so inconsistent... It is true, though, that a reasonable person admits some possibility his opinions might be wrong.
  20. hmm. I also posted a third comment saying "and your opinions are, by definition, the opinions you believe are right," but it never showed up