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at the Luxor, Las Vegas. I can see 64 ceiling cameras without turning my head.

earthling Playing my first Bocce game of the season.
earthling holy fucking shit. La Trappe has an amazing fucking burger. Once again I am blown away by the burger and the beer.
earthling drinking meantime IPA in the park.
earthling @martiantim: FAIL
earthling blew out the crotch on my favorite jeans.
earthling Wooooooohoooooo!! ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!!
earthling Drinking Poperings Hommel at La Trappe.
earthling Bro don't waste time.
earthling Once I received a letter and decided to try it. The result was unexpected. My main problem was solved and now I am happy happy happy.
earthling I was afraid that she would tell me about it and left me once it had happened. I was depressed and always thought how I can change my life.
earthling Chap, you must know it! I had an intimate trouble. My bell-ropewas too small that I feel shy when I did it with my wife .
earthling @jeffday: where did you get it, you asshole? I wanted to gift you one.
earthling considering whether or not to try some of the OSTRICH JERKY that someone left in the kitchen.
earthling I'm obsessed with the new Glass Candy album.
earthling enjoying the Croque Madame at South Park Cafe.
earthling someone in the office just said "i can has cheezeburger" in a serious conversation.
earthling having a beer in the afternoon.
earthling Standing by the road, waiting for a tow truck.
earthling About to watch the new Coen brothers' movie.