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@jwriston Not everybody does that? #GenesisFanBoy about 9 hours ago via web in reply to jwriston
@KaipaLin There were about 60, yeah. I read 0, though I did have a few Goosebumps. #90sKid about 10 hours ago via web in reply to KaipaLin
So there are non-core motifs as well? Quite ambitious. Yes, according to Wikipedia, the Animorphs series had at least 9 core motifs. (2/2) about 16 hours ago via web
"Horror, war, dehumanization, sanity, morality, innocence, leadership, freedom, and growing up are core motifs of the series." (1/2) about 16 hours ago via web
@AmberCommaThe @jdbeety I'm now referring to every Twitter conversation as "According to nationally archived documents..." about 17 hours ago via web in reply to AmberCommaThe
@richardosman @XanderArmstrong 31 could be "Fleshing This List Out to 100" and then doing it anyway... about 17 hours ago via web in reply to richardosman
"I don't understand why you're making fun of me on national television." - Ibid (@AmberCommaThe), referencing these tweets. about 17 hours ago via web
"The Internet makes things true." - Ibid. about 17 hours ago via web
"Since when have I pronounced brother 'brather'?" - My Minnesotan wife. about 17 hours ago via web
@Anna__McDonald Shouldn't I publish the book I wrote before writing another book? #LinearWaits about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Anna__McDonald
@Anna__McDonald But of course! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Anna__McDonald
@Anna__McDonald Because catchers and Melky Cabrera are known for their offensive prowess. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Anna__McDonald
@laurenlaverne My legal internship was w/a lawyer who was A) in drama class w/Brooke Shields & B) a former football coach. #CopiousEmotions about 18 hours ago via web
@laurenlaverne Wouldn't dropping the ball on a spreadsheet just smear the ink? about 18 hours ago via web in reply to laurenlaverne
Re-watching Leslie Nielsen's "Bad Golf Made Easier." It's a good thing. about 18 hours ago via web
Wife @AmberCommaThe in a draft last night saved her Treacherous Pit-Dweller 4 times, with 2 Necrobites and 2 Cloudshifts. #outJohnnied about 18 hours ago via web
@SportsBizMiss Just realized a bad swing would resemble Leslie Nielsen's: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Golf_… about 18 hours ago via web in reply to SportsBizMiss
@SportsBizMiss Does it have a setting that says your swing doesn't resemble a golfer's? If not, it's inaccurate for at least me. about 19 hours ago via web in reply to SportsBizMiss
@laurenlaverne Given the Queen's church position, perhaps the #peoplesplaylist should run "Hands of the Priestess, Pt. 1" by Steve Hackett? about 19 hours ago via web
@laurenlaverne Poking around the 6 Radio redesign. That picture of you on the "About Lauren" page is *gorgeous*. 4:12 PM May 29th via web

Name Brandon Isleib
Location Federal Way, WA
Web http://soundcloud...
Bio Sometimes I'm a lawyer. Sometimes I make songs. Sometimes I write articles. Sometimes I'm awesome. That doesn't even cover the other times...ooh la la.