earthcritter
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Finally vacuumed the leaves off the damper after I figured out how they wired it open. Humans are weird.
1 minute ago
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@ The first rule of Twitter Zero is, "Don't tweet about Twitter Zero." (+1)
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to notwebsafe
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@ The market for algorithmic trading of collateral damage default swaps is just around the corner.
10:41 AM May 29th
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in reply to zweieux
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History shows honor is a one-way function, employed in the wrong cryptology for thousands of years.
11:13 AM May 28th
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@ s/never/always/
11:11 AM May 28th
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in reply to zweieux
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Anybody know LD50 for cinnamon? Asking for a friend.
11:09 AM May 28th
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What's Angela Merkel singing? She gets a chance, right?
2:57 PM May 26th
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Quantum mystics say the future is just everything you haven't seen yet. Humans are wired to see dice in the universe.
11:08 AM May 26th
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Helicoptors of the past rub their marks across your night sky, pulling a bad chop of misbehaving sand and stone.
11:06 AM May 26th
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Why has Hollywood not provided me with the cheap and cheesy entertainment I require? DEATH RACE 1492
8:02 PM May 25th
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I have a couple of friends who work at JPL. When I see them I say, "Meters. Feet. Meters. Feet." while moving my hands appropriately.
2:58 AM May 25th
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Mojave is going to be a "spaceport". And Mojave has structure-destroying wind and sandstorms. What could possibly go wrong?
6:45 PM May 24th
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SpaceX Dragon sings to ISS: "I wanna dock with youuuu, all night."
6:41 PM May 24th
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"Why didn't we get 16-gauge wire years ago?" - the speakers
6:00 PM May 22nd
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If you knew what happened, all the time, you'd be like a god! Also it would make you sick. So, there's that.
7:51 PM May 21st
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Not that I have anything against chimps. I expect most animate sapients use self-interest judo, no matter the planet.
7:46 PM May 21st
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@ That's a good role during the "create" phase. Later, after hacks, the architect is who we blame. Chimps are clever.
7:43 PM May 21st
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in reply to jhwoodyatt
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No application or network is complete until it's been hacked.
7:41 PM May 21st
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"Every problem in computer science can be solved by adding a layer of abstraction." Where "problem" means "lack of authorized access."
7:37 PM May 21st
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@ We're sorry. Your attempt to design security into a network has been rejected. Please try again with less security.
7:31 PM May 21st
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in reply to jhwoodyatt
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- Name Earth Critter
- Location In my head
- Web http://www.google...
- Bio Grew up on a speck rolling through the dark.
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