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  1. I leave for two weeks, and all of a sudden we keep *lettuce* in the vegetable crisper? Not cool, yo. How is my Coke supposed to stay crisp?… about 8 hours ago from web
  2. If I were to vote for song of the Nothings, I’d say it has to be Outkast’s “Hey Ya.” Can anyone come up with a better suggestion than that?… 10:20 AM Dec 24th, 2009 from web
  3. Sign that I'm too sleepy: when reading Plato's Crito, feeling bad about Socrates dying, even though he probably would've died by now anyway. 3:51 PM Dec 17th, 2009 from Birdfeed
  4. “Two thousand (and) nine” was fun but it’s up to us to say “twenty ten” instead of “two thousand ten.” If we fail kids in 2100 will hate us. 12:52 AM Dec 16th, 2009 from web
  5. Downside of livin’ in Hawaii #423: When you see an idling car with no driver, you can’t steal it, run away to New York, and make a new life. 11:45 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from web
  6. I don't know how all y'all pull all nighters on term papers. I find that I become too stupid to write anything quite promptly come midnight. 2:05 AM Dec 14th, 2009 from Birdfeed
  7. I can’t believe JAMA is continuing in its refusal to publish my thirty page paper about why IBS should be renamed “Exploding Butt Syndrome.” 8:24 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from web
  8. The year is two thousand and nine, and for the first time, I have in my possession a phone that can do QR-codes. Take that, late '90s Japan! 2:42 AM Dec 8th, 2009 from web
  9. A decent précis of the central problem of all metaphysics might be, “Yeah, but what if the keys are in the *bushes* and not under the lamp?” 8:36 PM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web
  10. New Super Mario Bros. Wii pocket review: Level 8-3 has massive rolling waves of molten death. Do you really need to know any more than that? 3:46 AM Dec 1st, 2009 from Birdfeed
  11. Man, my papers have this really annoying tendency: the more stuff that I write about in them, the longer that they end up becoming. Gwargh~. 3:42 AM Dec 1st, 2009 from Birdfeed
  12. Man, I'm not even asleep yet, and I already feel like I don't want to wake up. That can't be a good sign for my class tomorrow morning. Ugh. 3:06 AM Nov 25th, 2009 from web
  13. For whatever reason, Vetran's Day/Armistice Day feels confusingly like Saturday. Did a war ever end on a Saturday?… That could be the thing. 12:26 AM Nov 12th, 2009 from Birdfeed
  14. @Fact Nearly every morning during the Holocaust, Hitler woke up and did his job. Still think not sleeping in is a good thing? You sicken me. 3:22 AM Nov 7th, 2009 from web
  15. @buffalodaughter I love the end of "Galactic S-O-U-L." Y'all ought to come up with some way for folks stuck in the US of A to buy it though… 3:22 AM Nov 6th, 2009 from web in reply to buffalodaughter
  16. Man, why can't "10 hot dogs & 8 buns" be something that comedians just made up — like not asking for directions — instead of something real. 7:55 PM Oct 26th, 2009 from web
  17. I'm deeply ashamed to say it, but between Japan and Hawaii I had more or less forgotten about squirrels. How can I make this up to Dr. Bill? 6:06 PM Oct 23rd, 2009 from Birdfeed
  18. I used to think Seattlean women were fashionable, but probably they just wear the tights since it's cold. Now I doubt New York's trendiness. 7:17 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 from Birdfeed
  19. While I'm sure that Seattlites probably also enjoy power-, speed- and moon- it seems as though their favorite kind of walking to do is jay-. 2:04 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 from Birdfeed
  20. Bus drivers with accents you can easily understand take all the fun out of visiting another town. Also the element of sheer, driving terror. 12:57 PM Oct 22nd, 2009 from Birdfeed