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  1. "Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I'm not an alien!" #V
  2. I was terribly offended by that simulated man-on-chair sex. #sytycd #outrage
  3. "My personal mountains" is my new euphemism for my butt. #sytycd
  4. Carrie Underwood #typewriterbandnames
  5. Selectric Six #typewriterbandnames
  6. Elliott Smith-Corona #typewriterbandnames
  7. Royal Yankovic #typewriterbandnames
  8. Remington Zero #typewriterbandnames
  9. I've never seen the TV show "Titus," yet I'm quite comfortable calling the movie "The funny Titus."
  10. #uknowitsarecession when you lick the champagne off your monocle after it pops out in surprise.
  11. "Rhodesbud." #eliquotes
  12. "I am serious, and stop calling me Charlene." #eliquotes
  13. "Frankly, babe, I don't give a hoot." #eliquotes
  14. I love the Top Chef editors, though Eli's misquote couldn't possibly make me think less of him.
  15. Nearly 25 minutes of hold! Why, that's not useful at all. Except possibly for photography.
  16. Good news, everybody! My moustache wax is still good.
  17. He said my people need a place to go (Go!) / My people need a place to go (Go!) / People need a place to go / People need a place to go
  18. My iPod plays Mono Puff's "Hillbilly Drummer Girl" more often than any other song. Once per recharge cycle, it seems.
  19. Emu Got the Look. #princeemu
  20. In the last 20 years, 101.9 went from being an awful lite jazz station to a decent rock station. I don't listen to the radio often, I guess.