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"Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I'm not an alien!"
about 20 hours ago
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I was terribly offended by that simulated man-on-chair sex.
about 20 hours ago
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"My personal mountains" is my new euphemism for my butt.
about 20 hours ago
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Carrie Underwood
1:33 PM Nov 21st
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Selectric Six
1:33 PM Nov 21st
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Elliott Smith-Corona
1:33 PM Nov 21st
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Royal Yankovic
1:32 PM Nov 21st
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Remington Zero
1:32 PM Nov 21st
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I've never seen the TV show "Titus," yet I'm quite comfortable calling the movie "The funny Titus."
1:26 AM Nov 20th
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when you lick the champagne off your monocle after it pops out in surprise.
2:05 AM Nov 19th
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"Rhodesbud."
1:24 AM Nov 19th
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"I am serious, and stop calling me Charlene."
1:24 AM Nov 19th
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"Frankly, babe, I don't give a hoot."
1:23 AM Nov 19th
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I love the Top Chef editors, though Eli's misquote couldn't possibly make me think less of him.
11:50 PM Nov 18th
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Nearly 25 minutes of hold! Why, that's not useful at all. Except possibly for photography.
10:37 PM Nov 18th
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Good news, everybody! My moustache wax is still good.
10:12 PM Nov 18th
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He said my people need a place to go (Go!) / My people need a place to go (Go!) / People need a place to go / People need a place to go
2:45 PM Nov 17th
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My iPod plays Mono Puff's "Hillbilly Drummer Girl" more often than any other song. Once per recharge cycle, it seems.
9:41 PM Nov 16th
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Emu Got the Look.
8:21 PM Nov 15th
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In the last 20 years, 101.9 went from being an awful lite jazz station to a decent rock station. I don't listen to the radio often, I guess.
3:50 PM Nov 13th
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