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  1. My TV Guide interview with Ray Romano, Scott Bakula & Andre Braugher about "Men of A Certain Age" is online: http://joebo.net/4.html about 15 hours ago from Power Twitter
  2. Inspired by Tiger Woods, I would like to apologize to countless editors. I regret those transitions with all my heart. about 20 hours ago from Power Twitter
  3. Today at the doctor's office I heard the words everyone dreads: "Use the ointment, not the cream." about 21 hours ago from Power Twitter
  4. Clearly the waltzing lobby has too much influence in Bern. Why else would the Swiss ban minuets? Watch your back, fox-trotters. 10:47 AM Dec 1st from Power Twitter
  5. I'm too lazy to figure out why I'm so lazy. 12:52 PM Nov 30th from Power Twitter
  6. RT @badbanana: Tiger's wife may be able to beat him on a Friday, but never on a Sunday. 2:37 PM Nov 29th from web
  7. Had Thanksgiving Leftovers party at friend's house last night. Brought all the accusations and insults I hadn't used on my family. 10:25 AM Nov 28th from Power Twitter
  8. @Huntershow Tell me the when and the where and I shall appear, as if by magic. Unless its hard to park. Cause that fucks up everything. 11:13 AM Nov 27th from Power Twitter in reply to Huntershow
  9. Texans: this is your first (and by no means last) warning. I will be amongst you before 2009 is done. Take the necessary precautions. 9:45 AM Nov 27th from Power Twitter
  10. Because it's Thanksgiving I want you all to think about things you can do that will make me grateful to know you. 5:14 PM Nov 26th from Power Twitter
  11. As is my tradition, I will be watching the Macy Gray's Thanksgiving parade, where everyone stumbles around and mumbles incoherently. 10:22 AM Nov 24th from Power Twitter
  12. I think that Adam Lambert chick might be a dude. 1:54 PM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter
  13. As is my tradition, I will celebrate Thanksgiving by feeding a homeless person. To the giant mutant rats in my basement. With stuffing. 10:35 AM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter
  14. A bonus-length version of my TV Guide story about the final episode of "Monk" is available here: http://joebo.net/4.html 8:29 AM Nov 23rd from Power Twitter
  15. Why does the Amazing Race keep winning Emmys? Don Giovanni evil-laughing & eating a samwich, that's why. 9:39 PM Nov 22nd from Power Twitter
  16. I'm writing a movie about a vampire lady who adopts a homeless football player who turns out to be a werewolf. Sandra Bullock, call me. 3:20 PM Nov 22nd from Power Twitter
  17. My out-of-pocket medical expenses, so far, for 2009 are $13,000. Why? Cause I'm over 50 & self-employed. That is some fucked up shit. 9:28 AM Nov 22nd from Power Twitter
  18. @DawnW3296 thanks for the warning. I appreciate it. 9:11 AM Nov 21st from Power Twitter in reply to DawnW3296
  19. Who knows a reliable mechanic near Green Bay, Wisconsin? (DePere, actually) I'm totally serious. 9:02 AM Nov 21st from Power Twitter
  20. Where's Buckaroo Banzai when you need him? "LA Times: Man with 15 lizards strapped to his chest arrested at LAX." 7:33 PM Nov 20th from Power Twitter