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earlfando

@BillCorbett Is that like when my body auto corrects my golf swing to compensate for the ridiculous swing tip I'm about to employ? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BillCorbett
@MrWordsWorth So, my kid will never be old enough to move out. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MrWordsWorth
@sunjana1 It's a little of each of the first 3 stages of the actual course, which makes it really tough. I miss the Japanese announcers tho. 8:42 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sunjana1
ChrisRRegan I now have 8k followers. CLEAN COMEDY WORKS! 7:29 PM May 29th via web Retweeted by earlfando and 1 other
@sunjana1 The original Japanese version is even better, IMHO, except for the occasional unpleasantly thong-clad contestant. 7:02 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sunjana1
zedlacher Governor General Michaelle Jean approves a request by Prime Minister Stephen Harper to prorogue parliament #UnlikelyLegoSets 4:12 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by earlfando and 2 others
kwmurphy To our pals at Camp Jefferson, and everyone who's deployed - Happy Memorial Day, THANK YOU, and stay safe. 4:58 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by earlfando and 6 others
Enter the Dragon Villain Impalement #UnlikelyLegoSets 5:00 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
NicLewis Sweeney Todd. #UnlikelyLegoSets 4:59 PM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by earlfando
Ra's al Ghul's Hallucinogenic Fear Test #UnlikelyLegoSets 4:59 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@MrWordsWorth Well, um ...considering the, erm ...relative viscosity of, um ...well let's say clover honey... Then, erm ...possibly. 4:51 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MrWordsWorth
@richardhine Depends on whether it's about zombies or not. 4:47 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to richardhine
Goodbye, Oxnard #LessInterestingBooks 4:45 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
theAaronCameron Dude, Where's My Car? (Car not included) #UnlikelyLegoSets 4:18 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by earlfando
Dadaist Fur-covered Toilet #UnlikelyLegoSets 4:44 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
NicLewis The Miracle Worker Water Pump. #UnlikelyLegoSets 4:40 PM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by earlfando and 1 other
NicLewis Miss Havisham's Wedding Cake. #UnlikelyLegoSets 4:26 PM May 28th via TweetDeck Retweeted by earlfando and 1 other
richardhine Harry Potter and the Online Degree from the University of Phoenix #LessInterestingBooks 4:25 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by earlfando and 16 others
MarkChrLawrence Thanks to all service men & women present & past & to the families for selfless service to this country! Thank you for defending our freedom 1:55 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by earlfando and 8 others
MrWordsWorth If time travel is invented, thousands will go back to kill brutal dictators. Others will stop themselves from investing in Facebook's IPO. 1:41 PM May 28th via web Retweeted by earlfando and 2 others

Name Earl Fando
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Bio Co-Editor, Contributor, and Lunch Coordinator for The Dictionary of Unfortunate Ideas. Veracity of tweets may vary.