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eahanks

  1. #definitelyhappened. 8:03 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. Team "Shave Some/All Of Your Head"(@cheekenstein) has gathered considerable powers and shears have been called for. #thisisprobablyhappening 6:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. You're "waiting for someone" my eye, lady. Beware the dark odes writ on those who don't share tables in bookstores... #booksaredangerous 12:54 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. @ErnestGauci Thank you, Mr. Malta! 12:52 PM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ErnestGauci
  5. Some days you're a grown up. Other days you tweet about how much you hate your bank and eat Captain Crunch and Diet Root Beer for dinner. 8:14 PM May 24th via web
  6. Shelby, drink your juice! 7:15 PM May 24th via web
  7. HSBC, you are worse than all the Star Wars prequels, PUT TOGETHER. *drops the mic* 12:49 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. HSBC, you are worse than getting the stomach flu, on vacation, with an attractive person you're sharing a bathroom with. 12:46 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. HSBC, you are worse than "We don't carry sizes that big." #boohsbc 12:12 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. HSBC, you are worse than YOUR MOM. #boohsbc 12:08 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. HSBC, you are worse than your crush not calling back after a pop quiz with a painful not-yet zit. #boohsbc 12:07 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. HSBC, you are worse than a hang nail on a birthday no one remembered when rent is due. #boohsbc 12:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. Dear HSBC: You are the worst of the worst. I hate you with the power of a million billion Voltrons. No hearts, ever, EA. 11:34 AM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. "When my head rolls off / Someone else's will turn / & while I'm alive / I'll make tiny changes to earth." #thanks @FRabbits #heartiswarmed 11:11 PM May 22nd via web
  15. Dinner with my boo, @shadowkatie? Yes. @scott_rothstein & @TowerGreg rein in your jealousy. #buyingcounter4lyfe 10:46 PM May 22nd via web
  16. Ain't no party like an EA Hanks party because an EA Hanks party IS OVER AT 8:45 BECAUSE I CONSIDER SLEEP FUN 6:22 PM May 22nd via web
  17. @shadowkatie DESSERT MACHINE! #megayes 6:15 PM May 22nd via web in reply to shadowkatie
  18. descriptions/of the sea written in the desert, your broken/umbrella, me claiming I could fix it #thanksdeanyoung 6:14 PM May 22nd via web
  19. What do I have to do to own a Criterion edition of "Flight of the Navigator"? #30butnothingschanged 1:34 PM May 18th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name E.A. Hanks
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  • Bio Children's Editor of the Los Angeles Review of Books. Book Slinger. Cannot Get Your Movie Made. The Worst.
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