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Luke E’s Favorites
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Eating a pink sticky bun treat in the city while five cops takedown a drunk guy in front of me. Just a typical afternoon in the city.
1:54 AM May 17th
via TwitBird
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I like the name of this journal.
4:01 AM Apr 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Loud cars are insulting because why the fuck don't we have permanent habitats in space
7:05 PM Apr 17th
via Twitter for Mac
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Make sure you take your dick out before you watch me parallel park because you're gonna wanna jerk off.
9:14 PM Apr 12th
via Tweetbot for iOS
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There's fucking water. Falling from the sky. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
7:28 AM Mar 29th
via web
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Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself "What would Jesus do?" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant
12:50 PM Mar 7th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Sadly, I don't know who to credit for this, but it's disturbingly (yet hilariously) accurate.
10:58 PM Mar 5th
via web
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Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barman says 'You're bard' and Shakespeare goes nuts, glassing like 6 guys before the cops arrive
6:02 AM Feb 23rd
via web
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Overheard a bunch of photography students talking about @ and @'s festival photos. Big fans.
10:48 PM Feb 20th
via TwitBird
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FUCK YEAH SOMEBODY IN THE DEMENTIA HOME NEXT DOOR IS SINGING THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM WHICH MAKES ME THINK THE GERMANS ARE COMING!
3:44 AM Feb 7th
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Ordered pizza online from Dominos last night and they asked me about any special requests. I said draw a Raptor on the box. They did not. 8(
7:33 AM Jan 23rd
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Thought's behind my Steam purchases (via @)
6:32 AM Dec 29th, 2011
via Echofon
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I found some wheat in but declined to take it because I'm gluten intolerant
4:31 AM Dec 13th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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- "Papa says I'm too friendly with strangers, but you seem alright."
11:01 PM Nov 13th, 2011
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Looks like was on the high-speed rail link to failure before it even started
6:24 PM Oct 17th, 2011
via web
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Sometimes I just want to wear a red headband to taekwondo and pretend I'm Ryu.
12:33 AM Sep 4th, 2011
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If you say "gullible" slowly it sounds like "oranges".
6:05 AM Sep 1st, 2011
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Spotted a girl in a white ute with the license plate 'neednoman' and a guy changing a flat tyre. Kind of need a man?
2:39 AM Aug 31st, 2011
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- Name Luke E
- Location Australia
- Web http://www.siteme...
- Bio video/photographer, tea drinker, motorcyclist, Chinaophile, film fanatic
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