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  1. This is quite ironic. The Bible is one of the most shoplifted books — http://bit.ly/6BsZDZ
  2. I wish you a very Merry Christmas, wherever you are.
  3. I just woke up. Ah, the comforts of home and family. In about two weeks, I will be back living like a nomad.
  4. Stereotypes of People Based On Their Favorite Authors — http://bit.ly/6ybNBv
  5. Sleep tight, 'ya morons.
  6. Lol. @tobint thinks I'm a serial killer for reading Catcher In the Rye. http://bit.ly/4AvJWs (P.S. I only killed people in my mind.)
  7. @kirkfontenot Really? Some people find it disturbing. This explains why I am such an angry person during the holidays.
  8. @tobint There's no better way to spend your holidays than to channel your inner demon.
  9. I'm finishing up my traditional "Catcher In The Rye" holiday reading.
  10. @colaflaske Right back at you.
  11. 010011010110010101110010011100100111100100100000010000110110100001110010011010010111001101110100011011010110000101110011 — Merry Christmas!
  12. The only way to stay fit is to live as far as possible from your mother.
  13. Who else are sleeping in their childhood room and revisiting their old porn collections tonight?
  14. I hope all of you are being productive during the holidays.
  15. @colinhowe twunfollow.com and friendorfollow.com
  16. Thanks. That was a serious question btw. RT @colinhowe I think it is "kiss hug kiss hug" or similar nonsense.
  17. Oooppss. A lot of people unfollowed me. I think it was the baby jokes. What? You think hitting-babies-in-the-nuts jokes aren't funny?
  18. xoxo — What does that even mean? Stupid internet babies with your hieroglyphic abbreviations! P.S. I hate you!
  19. For all of you Bible-thumping Christians, Merry Christmas! For the rest of you heathens, Merry Xmas!
  20. @Hoof_Harted @zenfeed @ryanlederman #PeopleWhoGetIt