eM_Perry86
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1:39 PM Jun 3rd
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
9:05 PM Jun 2nd
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As far as I'm concerned, if you've never drank a beer in the shower then you've never drank a beer...
8:50 PM Jun 2nd
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@ 10-4
9:57 PM Jun 1st
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in reply to madison_859
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@ tell that lil nigga I said what up, and he's poo poo lol
9:54 PM Jun 1st
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@ :)
9:51 PM Jun 1st
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RT @ 30 minutes till my birthday (: yay ! < Happy born on day! ;) lol
9:50 PM Jun 1st
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Its like this and like that and like this and uh
9:46 PM Jun 1st
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Thinks they're pushing the new gears out way too early!! Not to happy about this. @ @ @ @
6:25 PM Jun 1st
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Moved to Oregon, died of dysentery. @
5:49 PM Jun 1st
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I forgot my name cuz they jus be callin me handsome
5:00 PM Jun 1st
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They had ninja swords and nunchucks they be doin indian burns n shit
3:32 PM Jun 1st
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@ hell yeah it is, I was sayin u got motor scooters and shit for a quick get away lmao.
3:23 PM Jun 1st
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Got that chronic piffy, we call it coalition shit or that cliffy! @
7:35 PM May 31st
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Seriously tho folks, if u stash weed at ur house leave a note on the door saying so, so when the zombies kill u I can find it!
3:49 PM May 31st
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I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
8:08 PM May 30th
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@ that's what im saying, no joke lol
3:25 PM May 31st
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in reply to pghigirl
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I mean really im bout to get my gtfo of town box ready and stock up on shotty shells and 9mil rds. @ got motor scooters and shit
3:23 PM May 31st
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Its starting, zombie apoc, guy in miami eating faces, dude in maryland eating brains and hearts, another guy thrown his own guts at police.
3:21 PM May 31st
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Why yes officer I love it when u ride my ass, my lil honda gets excited and speeds away.
3:14 PM May 31st
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- Name Matthew A. Perry
- Location St. Albans, WV
- Bio Part-time raving Lunatic, Full-time Tyrant, Not the guy from Friends, Winner, Cougar Catcher, Fan of free Samples. Since 86' #NBHNC #RIPIAU
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