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eJawa

  1. The only e3 press conference I'll get to watch live this year is Sony's. I am looking foward to the reveal of David Cage's next game.
  2. It's seems most players I get teamed up with, don't understand the concept of co-op. They just rush ahead, with no regards to their party.
  3. I've started being a lot more picky in public Diablo 3 games. If you're constantly running off by yourself, I'm just gonna leave.
  4. New York plans to ban large soft drinks. NYC coke dealers are going to have to start being more specific about what they are dealing.
  5. Tested out my new Playstation 3D Display by playing Halo AE in 3D. A little blurry and the framerate takes a hit, but still neat.
  6. When ever I get a call from an unknown number, I always worry that I forgot to pay one of my bills. Another false alarm.
  7. I was skeptical, but last night's Game of Thrones episode did the book justice. I didn't even miss Tyrion's chain and the Hound kicked ass.
  8. False alarm. He was just fascinated by the cursor.
  9. I think my sister's cat was trying to sabotage me during an intense co-op run of the Act 2 boss. One of Belial's undercover agents perhaps?
  10. Started a Demon Hunter in Diablo 3 to try out multiplayer and now I'm addicted all over again!
  11. Almost done with Act 1 on nightmare difficulty. I've died more times already, than I did for my entire playthrough on normal.
  12. I hope that episode where David Tennant carried the torch is not time locked or anything...
  13. Congrats to Matt Smith for getting to carry the Olympic torch this year, but I'm worried it will cause a time paradox!
  14. Diablo 3 beaten. Really liked it, but hopefully nightmare difficulty provides much more of a challenge. Normal was way too easy.
  15. Made it through Act 1! Diablo 3 is a fine game. I just wish I didn't get errors when trying to sell stuff in the auction house.
  16. Welp, I guess I'm going to hell. I figured I'd see what all hype is about and bought Diablo 3.
  17. @TheHCaid lol. I was making an intentionally bad analogy to comment on the issues with the release of the game Diablo 3.
  18. Sure, you can survive the night, without that extra glass of milk, but it's still really annoying.
  19. What if you bought a new car, but the dealership's internet went down that night, preventing you from driving to the store? #badcaranology
  20. @TheHCaid yay!