edthomas
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The appropriate response to anyone saying they don't like the Muppets is always, "What are you, a fucking monster?"
about 2 hours ago
via web
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The only bike helmet you need for the child you hate! @ Marshall's
3:14 PM Jun 2nd
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from North Massapequa, NY
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Leaving work. It’a time to party like it’s 2012 because I found 1999 to be kinda boring overall.
3:01 PM Jun 1st
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Siri, do you think an armadillo would walk on a leash?
10:35 AM Jun 1st
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I'll be back in a bit, everyone. Gotta swing by Home Depot to buy a sledgehammer to smash things. No biggie.
11:41 AM Jun 1st
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I just ousted Josh B. as the mayor of The Bagel Stop on @!
10:49 AM Jun 1st
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from The Bagel Stop, Hauppauge
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@ Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern.
8:16 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to DalanDANJ
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@ Cue jokes about his weakness being wood in 3… 2… 1...
7:16 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to BJMendelson
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Don't command me to enjoy this music while my party is reached, ringback tone. The music sucks, and you suck, and I hate you.
9:55 AM May 30th
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@ When you figure that out, I will do just about ANYTHING for a copy. Seriously. We'll be best friends and everything!
9:51 AM May 30th
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in reply to estherfoxDOTcom
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@ Bet my @ score will go up for "Fried MacNCheese". That will make me an expert in that & "Bacon". I am LORD OF THE FATTY FOOD!
9:48 AM May 30th
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@ Seriously - 4 hours on a treadmill the next day is totally worth it for those things. De-freakin'-licious, I tells ya!
9:44 AM May 30th
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in reply to estherfoxDOTcom
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@ RIGHT? They're delicious and wonderful and probably coated with crystal meth based on how addicted to them I am!
9:42 AM May 30th
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in reply to TiffPerry
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@ But they are the tasty. In fact, they are all of the tasty! ALL OF IT, I SAY!
9:36 AM May 30th
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in reply to aduronia
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Jessica Alba is on my flight from Vegas to Burbank. Might have to head to the bathroom and join the half a mile high club. You do the math.
7:17 PM May 29th
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@ Wait, there’s a time considered “too late” for a burger? Did we lose a war or something?
5:15 PM May 28th
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in reply to Katethegr3at
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Listen up...being a hipster has a fucking weigh limit!
6:15 PM May 25th
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The Mighty Pants-Wetter
9:26 AM May 22nd
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@ I'm REALLY hoping the character DC reveals as gay is the Rainbow Raider. 'Cause that'd be hysterically offensive.
6:55 AM May 22nd
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in reply to PeterHoare
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@ SPOILER They go to a buffet and stop being hungry. The end.
9:44 PM May 21st
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in reply to Katethegr3at
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- Name ed thomas
- Location New York
- Web http://www.theedt...
- Bio I'm just a guy who happens to be awesome. This is my Twitter.
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