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dzandone

  1. @lackofvitaminD - this is why we cherish dear @whitneyricketts.
  2. While we're on the topic, I saw a "documentary" on REAL MERMAIDS on Animal Planet that really messed me up recently.
  3. When your boyfriend googles King Tut to see if the actual mummy travels with the show because you harbor leftover fears from 1st grade.
  4. Gorgeous lady! I'm sporting American Cheese nails currently. twitter.com/dzandone/statu…
  5. I wouldn't have it any other way! “@L_Hoff: @dzandone I TAKE CREDIT FOR YOU AND THAT!”
  6. I pretend I know what I'm doing, but honestly most of this is fueled by listening to Call Me Maybe on loop.
  7. @maggim - I. Just. Can't. I cannot. Even. What? Auuuuugh. #feministcrisis #getthesewomentoaredtent #riotsnot50SoG
  8. @maggim - No! And now I can't find them. Help! I need my daily dose of private-label Twilight fan fiction.
  9. Photo: tmblr.co/ZZmLbyMLPG6z
  10. @maggim @whitneyricketts - The content was so intense she missed her stop! #waybetterthan50ShadesOfGrey
  11. @L_Hoff @whitneyricketts - COME HERE PUDDING FRIENDS.
  12. @whitneyricketts @L_Hoff - 15 years ago we would've been happy to dig into a fat-free Entenmann's. Now we have to hunt naked in the woods.
  13. Photo: Pigeons dine on a chicken carcass. Pigeons, what have you done to your kind? tmblr.co/ZZmLbyMKFFCz
  14. @whitneyricketts @l_hoff - obviously. I mean really.
  15. @whitneyricketts @l_hoff - I am wholly there.
  16. This nail salon shares a wall with Subway and I must admit that swapping one set of chemical scents for another is a refreshing change.