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  7. I'm going to start shoehorning "like Benedict on a Cumberbatch" into casual conversation. 7:40 PM May 9th via web
  8. Getting a little tired of all this "gotye journalism." 2:21 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
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  14. I can't be the only one that hears Robin Leach narrating as I pop the lid off today's Tupperware at my desk. 9:40 AM Apr 26th via web
  15. Pro tip: Seemingly random Capitalization in Your Professional correspondence May Reduce Your credibility. 7:22 AM Apr 26th via web
  16. This guy has a mustache. That's to let us know we can trust his authority and/or fear assault. 11:01 AM Apr 25th via web
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  18. I just received a mortgage application from the schmutz on the underside of my mouse. 10:53 AM Apr 25th via web
  19. @menacingly That. 10:50 AM Apr 25th via web in reply to menacingly
  20. I've heard running is great exercise, but this constant flailing of my limbs is already doing a good job of keeping my spring dresses loose. 10:50 AM Apr 25th via web
  • Name Jordan Peterson
  • Location Madison, WI
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio FavRatio.com creator. Obviously trying too hard. Actor, singer, network architect, web developer.
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