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Back home in my apartment full of boxes and an ungodly stench. Where's the welcome wagon?about 11 hours agofrom web
Seems to be an inverse ratio between the size of a child and the volumes they are capable of transmittingabout 12 hours agofrom TwitterRide
The lady next to me keeps farting salad dressing and salami. The sound of a choking toddler reverberates in the distanceabout 13 hours agofrom TwitterRide
Seems like they've added dozens of fake stops in New Jersey just to delay me getting home. I've never heard of these dumb places. "Newark?"about 13 hours agofrom TwitterRide
New Brunswick is next. I may newbrunswick all over my shoes if I get anymore trainsickabout 13 hours agofrom TwitterRide
Discovered something abour myself. Using a laptop on the Amtrak makes me nauseated. Not going to stop using it thoughabout 14 hours agofrom TwitterRide
@Spoony_C Truth in comedy. Now I know all your inlaws are obese, rage-filled, penniless hobos with cloying sentimental tastesabout 16 hours agofrom TwitterRide
Not a fan of the 80s "fuck the poor" yuppified Sesame Street with new puppet characters Gordon the Gecko and Lion-a Helmsley #sesamestreetabout 16 hours agofrom TwitterRide
Loads of cops in DC today in the residential parts. Either the Obamas were headed to brunch or there's a massive sting op at Rock Creek Parkabout 20 hours agofrom web
