dynamoe
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Fuck this noise. I'm out!
about 11 hours ago
via web
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When is the last time you saw a lettuce-less salad? Never, you piece of shit.
about 14 hours ago
via Trillian
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This could be Mitt's answer to the Obama HOPE poster. Make it official, GOP! (via @)
about 15 hours ago
via web
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People on the roof of the building outside seem to have confused "being on a roof" for "cloak of invisibility."
about 18 hours ago
via web
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What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, three at night. Hint: both stage 1 and stage 3 really really like being in a McDonalds.
about 18 hours ago
via web
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Summer's heating up! I can tell as the time I devote to fantasizing about my suicide is replaced by fantasizing about shaving my head
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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@ that's been done.
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
in reply to TheMatthewCohen
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Been to 2 bookstores looing for Bechdel's new graphic novel, neither had it but I saw it 2 weeks back at a store. This is a terrible punk'd
about 21 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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19th Century Japanese Photobomb
about 22 hours ago
via web
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@ write your own vows
10:27 PM May 28th
via web
in reply to jessicastickles
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@ I mean, we have the primary source on that, sure, but is there academic takes on that in context?
8:14 PM May 28th
via web
in reply to JackPendarvis
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@ Is there any additional insight into LBJ ordering pants and talking about his chafed bunghole?
8:14 PM May 28th
via web
in reply to JackPendarvis
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One day a real rain's gonna come down and wash the smell of kimchi out of my apartment.
8:01 PM May 28th
via web
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@ Yeah, Sly Stone snapped all their necks at the wrap party
6:29 PM May 28th
via web
in reply to GGARLOCK
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A shot in the dark, cookie, but your gambit has not paid off.
4:40 PM May 28th
via Twitpic
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Revengespacho
2:31 PM May 28th
via Twitter for Android
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I am honoring the sacrifice of our armed services by forgetting to pick up my laundry. Semper fi, laundromat.
10:34 AM May 28th
via web
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I'm a genius
9:47 AM May 28th
via web
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Whatever makes certain people taste cilantro as soap I have but for lip-dub wedding proposals.
8:41 AM May 28th
via web
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I lied when I said I was seeing Moonrise Kingdom. I don't have the money for a movie ticket. And my feet have been nailed to the floor
11:34 PM May 27th
via web
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- Name Dyna Moe
- Location New York, NY
- Web http://nobodysswe...
- Bio “A ghastly elegance that suggests Tennessee Williams!” -London Observer
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