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dynamoe

  1. Fuck this noise. I'm out!
  2. This could be Mitt's answer to the Obama HOPE poster. Make it official, GOP! society6.com/BasvanOerle/Lo… (via @king_lou)
  3. People on the roof of the building outside seem to have confused "being on a roof" for "cloak of invisibility." #nudity
  4. What walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, three at night. Hint: both stage 1 and stage 3 really really like being in a McDonalds.
  5. Summer's heating up! I can tell as the time I devote to fantasizing about my suicide is replaced by fantasizing about shaving my head
  6. @TheMatthewCohen that's been done.
  7. Been to 2 bookstores looing for Bechdel's new graphic novel, neither had it but I saw it 2 weeks back at a store. This is a terrible punk'd
  8. 19th Century Japanese Photobomb dynamoe.tumblr.com/post/239851189…
  9. @jessicastickles write your own vows
  10. @JackPendarvis I mean, we have the primary source on that, sure, but is there academic takes on that in context?
  11. @JackPendarvis Is there any additional insight into LBJ ordering pants and talking about his chafed bunghole?
  12. One day a real rain's gonna come down and wash the smell of kimchi out of my apartment.
  13. @GGARLOCK Yeah, Sly Stone snapped all their necks at the wrap party
  14. A shot in the dark, cookie, but your gambit has not paid off. twitpic.com/9qfg7s
  15. Revengespacho
  16. I am honoring the sacrifice of our armed services by forgetting to pick up my laundry. Semper fi, laundromat.
  17. I'm a genius dynamoe.tumblr.com/post/239356648…
  18. Whatever makes certain people taste cilantro as soap I have but for lip-dub wedding proposals.
  19. I lied when I said I was seeing Moonrise Kingdom. I don't have the money for a movie ticket. And my feet have been nailed to the floor