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  1. RT @hajipaji: If youre in a wheelchair, you got no business in the middle of the street askin for change. Thats probly why you cripple now.
  2. Going to The Comedy Spot tonight to laugh with/at white people.
  3. The holiday season is here and I'm feelin' kinda Scroogey.
  4. The New Deathstar: So much for getting away from that bachelor pad look. http://twitpic.com/rgsyr
  5. I'm going to rearrange someone's bouquet.
  6. RT @AlliMellody: "I like your take on boobies. And I like boobies!" --Role Models
  7. Fact: I've got a fridge full of alcohol. All I want is a bottle of water.
  8. Her name is Sara(h). -50 points
  9. That little redhead from Philly fixed my refrigerator door last night. +50 points
  10. Answer: They're all chillin' in my living room.
  11. Question: What do Obama, Mike Tyson, and Ol' Dirty have in common? http://twitpic.com/r94r6
  12. Thanks for all the Birthday wishes--love/miss you all.
  13. "Sometimes things fall apart, so better things can fall into place." (via @iheartquotes)
  14. Myth: Suicide rates rise during the holidays.
  15. Watching the Raiders lose when you're stuffing your face with turkey and booze makes it hurt just a little less.
  16. Keepin' it classy--drinking canned wine. http://twitpic.com/r22nd
  17. Fact: Today the troops in Iraq are eating better than 99% of the folks back in the States.
  18. Spending Thanksgiving with a rich white family. It's like that movie The Blindside, except I don't play pro football.
  19. RT @MamaKelsey: I just had to sit on my toddler to put his PJs on him. I hope it's that hard for girls to get him undressed when he's older.
  20. Borat voice: Very nice. RT @AlliMellody: Wearing a tiny dress and heels in November! Love it/hate it!