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dylantomassmith

@jordantheiry I could always stop there for a day on the way there and on the way back. I get 9 days (paid) off. Lol about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to jordantheiry
If NYC doesn't pan out for 4th of July week (who knows at this point), I may go to Texas. Seriously about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
@MajorPhilebrity lol, girl I'm talking ship them in and ship them out. *sigh* I'm just fucking with ya anyway. Too proud to be "kept" :( about 9 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to MajorPhilebrity
@MajorPhilebrity no, but I'm a magnet for them and am not stingy or clingy. I have food to cook, remember. Lol about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to MajorPhilebrity
O_o RT @Solebrotha: Sometimes u gotta plunger the dookie out her butt with ya fingers,'ya dig about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
@MajorPhilebrity goddamn! I cook, clean and swallow. Just saying. Lol about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to MajorPhilebrity
@MajorPhilebrity brought in how? Like you cut or? I'm so confused about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to MajorPhilebrity
@rarebre3d I work with burly "people of Walmart" also-rans. I don't fraternize constantly. Lol. about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to rarebre3d
Somebody done went in dry again. Poor sis. :'((( RT @WhoaLando: HEAR MEEEEEEE I'M CRYING OUT about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
@rarebre3d well at work I am alllll about making money. The harder I work, the more I make per hour. But I still cut up and shit. Idk about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to rarebre3d
@rarebre3d they were DEAD fucking serious. I said "are you high? Clearly your pupils aren't allowing you to discern my face properly" lol about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to rarebre3d
But I do know that IRL/in person, I am THE absolute furthest thing from introverted/shy/quiet. I'll talk to a tree if it dont smell like ass about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
I can never, in good faith, pretend to know how my tweets come off to others. And I'll never pretend to try. about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
I was called an introvert today. I'll leave that here so y'all can get an easy giggle about 10 hours ago via HootSuite
@WagCasey goodnight. :) about 10 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to WagCasey
It might be too late for this tweet to be effective, but do I have any followers in Nashville right now? about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
@hotterthanjuly incredibly so about 11 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to hotterthanjuly
Today was a clusterfuck. Completely and utterly so. But I lived and I made really good money today so I left feeling okay about it. about 11 hours ago via HootSuite
SarahKSilverman If you're drunk & throw up on a guy's penis you can save the moment if u can muster a "ta-da!" about 12 hours ago via WhoSay Retweeted by dylantomassmith and 1972 others
@Ottergaymer I actually giggled a bit about 12 hours ago via HootSuite in reply to Ottergaymer

Name Ana Beaverhausen
Location Dayton, TN
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Bio I tweet about music, work, friends and other festive shit. Hard to swallow, but I go down smooth. Done with upgrading, on to endowing. Be blessed