dylansmith1984
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@ Its a light version of the rose perfume church ladies wear mixed with vanilla and other shit. I smell like a whore but i <3 it
about 1 hour ago
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@ Girl, it swooped at my head TWICE trying to get at my funnel cake. I swung at that bitch like it stole my wallet, by gawd. LOL
about 1 hour ago
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@ I'ma keep it 100, girl. I know it ain't natural but noone can tell me shit about shutting it DOWN with my rosy ass today. LOL
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to hamptongirl
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I don't give a fuck that I smell like I banged Sophia from the Golden Girls after Sunday Service. I'ma layer that shit on like Melo's mayo
about 1 hour ago
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This'll be the gayest thing I've ever said (besides my general Mariah faggotry) but "P.S. I Love You" lotion from B&BW smells SO fuckin good
about 1 hour ago
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@ I hate them evil, sneaky mufuckas too. i was attacked by a seagull in Atlantic City. They do not PLAY. No ma'am. :-s
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to ajaneeXposed
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<--Single Ladies, STAND UP and get you a piece of this mayo lovin' stud. Think of Prince (but with twice the calories)
about 2 hours ago
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@ And it was a Dr Kinsey study...so I completely trust the results. He is where we got 99% of our modern sexual behavior info
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to smashedthehomie
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@ Cascada-lite* not "cascade"
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to youngsinick
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@ Usually I agree with you...but...only "Teeth" was ANY good. The rest was anonymous sounding, Cascade-lite Europop. :|
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to youngsinick
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<---Straight girls are finna be MAD AS FUCK at this research. HAHA
about 2 hours ago
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@ 'Tis the season for me to be thankful for having a peenus. Good got damn... "I got the maneaise (sic) and mustard" LOL
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to smashedthehomie
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@ I hate you for making me look into Melo's moustache for all that time. :| :| :| :|
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to smashedthehomie
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@ Jesus be an unsubscribing from life. Barrett...just...tha fuck?
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to creolepimp
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Helping my second person of the day with their computer issues. I should so look into being a pc consultant. JK (kinda). LOL
about 3 hours ago
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@ Woot for cleanliness. Next up: godliness (or so I've heard). LOL
about 3 hours ago
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in reply to justex07
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<--Alicia Keys "Love Is Blind". The best song (by far) on her new album. VERY different and I love it
about 3 hours ago
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and we are going to forget about my typos today. A bitch is tired and hopped up on Benadryl. Go Gators. LOL
about 3 hours ago
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These sinuses of mine are not gon' let me be great. Hard to be cute when youre stumbling over words like Britney on her left pusseh lip. :(
about 3 hours ago
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RT @ Life is a business of urges. Why not indulge? <--I like that saying. TOO much moderation is overrated & leads to complacency
about 3 hours ago
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- Name Dylan Smith
- Location Athens, TN
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio A normal guy with a big heart, a dirty mouth and a penchant for Mariah records & hip hop.
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