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  1. RT @Remiel: Facebook needs a Dislike button. Also EmbarrassedToLike, DickVanLike, MikeAndIke, FuckThisShit, and ThatsWhatSheLiked. 12:12 AM Dec 6th from web
  2. Not to be an ingrate so close to Thanksgiving, but Ikea, I curse you. 10:00 PM Dec 1st from web
  3. Thankful for burned-black bacon and all that it accompanies. 12:06 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. Gobblegobble-eve Infographic: Piechart: http://www.27bslash6.com/piechart.jpg RT @27bslash6 11:03 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. RT @sdadich Funniest graphic design client exhange I've ever read. http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html 10:41 PM Nov 25th from web
  6. Colleen Wainright at Ignite Portland: http://communicatrix.tumblr.com/post/254412335/the-video-from-my-little-5-minute-talk-my-bloody 8:20 AM Nov 23rd from web
  7. It turns out I can make a mean armpit fart. At the dinner table, too. In fact, tonight I gave my entire family armpit flatulence. 7:26 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. At my best as a parent when I do my Kenneth-the-page routine. Where's the nearest Chuckle Hut? 10:18 PM Nov 14th from web
  9. Bluetooth was invented so that otherwise charming, sane people might appear to be crazy assholes. 4:57 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  10. Choose Your Own Adventure (another beautiful Flash site): http://samizdat.cc/cyoa/ 9:42 AM Nov 12th from web
  11. @kingcortez No approval yet (two rejections, though). It’s an app for ordering food and merchandise to your seat at stadiums during events. 9:41 AM Nov 12th from web
  12. @swestbrook I know, right? I'm going to spend a lot of time with those birds—I'm getting hair-do ideas. 8:25 AM Nov 12th from web
  13. Wonderful site and best use of Flash I've seen in a long time: http://birdbook.org/ 7:06 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. That’s what I get for watching Inside Edition. 7:01 AM Nov 12th from web
  15. @upto12 You didn't know about @Patrick_Is's obsession with smooth trannies? 8:46 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to upto12
  16. Tonight I am officially a victim of Apple's ridiculous iPhone application approval process. Denied for using public API to get phone number. 8:44 PM Nov 5th from web
  17. Here's the latest in face bra technology, or as @quailandquasar put it, “the jawzier”: http://tinyurl.com/ygdmah9 9:42 AM Oct 23rd from web
  18. This is a strong argument in the humanity as virus column: http://bit.ly/CZzqd 5:08 PM Oct 20th from web
  19. Wild Boar Week on Discovery. 7:48 PM Oct 18th from web
  20. Song-fragment-stuck-in-head #54: No way to collapse the lung breathing doubt in everyone. 3:28 PM Oct 16th from web