@mickeyhadick That's not funny. You're supposed to be funny.

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Man bit by rattlesnake: "What did the doctor say?" Breathless camper: "He said you're going to die." (I've been telling old family jokes.)

I am proud to say that Family Hack just published an article of mine about dropbox! http://ow.ly/4ATNp

Finally continuing the discussion of the Five Degree of Jokes, as presented by Steve Kaplan: http://ow.ly/3v2UV

this is funny and heartbeaking all at once...http://bit.ly/bEn7dc

@Just_Alison fourteen, maybe fifteen.

RT @DyingIsEasy Is this a small world or a stalker's paradise? Perhaps I should go look in the neighbor's window and sleep on it.

Is this a small world or a stalker's paradise? Perhaps I should go look in the neighbor's window and sleep on it.

RT @SarahKSilverman Even the happiest people masturbate furiously

We should pity young men forced to wear rhinestones just because they choose to dance.

@Just_Alison By all means plz write about your sexual attraction to Fry. It may help me understand my Zoidberg fetish and craving for jelly.

Scientists at the FDA have confirmed that ribs are vegan because of the pronounced lack of meat.

When I did something like this, I was paddled by principal. I bet the general only gets in-war detention. http://nyti.ms/axmiAD

RT @mickeyhadick: A new article is available at http://www.mickeyhadick.com/ Give it a look, and tweet me your thoughts. I dare you.

Nine inches is really helpful for sex, but is really bad when it rains. http://tinyurl.com/3yqfe6j

Nine inches--it is really helpful when it's about sex, but really bad when it's about rain. http://bit.ly/c3JLXD

RT @ComedyIsHard: New article from the Hollywood By Phone archives, this one about Andrew Kersey, Literary Manager: http://bit.ly/d7nLV1

I have updated my web site, and the permalinks changed. Read about Steve Kaplan's Comedy Intensive here: http://bit.ly/9UPjp8