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  1. Lunch update: went to Shake Shack. Froze ass off. Burger delicious. Fries sublime. RESULT.
  2. I need a burger. I throw it to you, Twitter: Do I go down to Shake Shack and stand in the cold (briefly; short line), or just hit Five Guys?
  3. I have an irrational hatred of Eddy Grant's "Electric Avenue." #ThereISaidIt
  4. Other things I cannot stop doing: listening to Bon Iver & St. Vincent's "Roslyn." http://bit.ly/423HRH Also: heroin. (Just kidding, HR!)
  5. Cannot stop watching the SNL "New Doorbells" sketch over and over again. http://bit.ly/4XKfGw
  6. This might be the first time in like ten years that I've had the hiccups for longer than fifteen seconds
  7. @gimpnelly @geoffjohns0 TRUTHBOMB
  8. If I had a snorkel, I would seriously just immerse myself in a tub of moisturizer. My skin is like parchment right now. #wintersucks
  9. You guys, I miss my new TV so much. DADDY WILL BE HOME SOON BABY.
  10. I seriously cannot tear myself away from my new TV. Such a cliché right now.
  11. @joshhuffman Are you an individual? Guess what? I know!
  12. Ding-dong. Woof! Bears.
  13. Just had powerful memories from childhood conjured up by a smell in the hall that reminded me of a boat show.
  14. @maura If your best-of-decade singles list winds up being the only songs I ever hear again from this decade, I'd honestly be satisfied.
  15. I somehow managed to avoid hearing Drake's "Best I Ever Had" all year. Finally just did and... really? Really, America? That song? Her?
  16. Why did my body wake me up at 8:30 this morning when I didn't fall asleep until 3AM? Boooooo.
  17. For the record, pretty sure UP IN THE AIR might be one of my favorite movies of the year.
  18. I'm at Studio Square (35-33 36th St, btw 35th & 36th Ave, Queens). http://4sq.com/kcr7N
  19. I am tired, nervous, and hazy. I feel like I'm living inside the XX album.
  20. You guys cold weather is literally THE WORST. I grew up in Florida, THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO ME