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Two days until my Twitter's first anniversary, and happy that I'm only registering 90.9182 milliscobles. Also, my 700th tweet! #redabout 7 hours agofrom web
RT @boysnoize: "90 people get Swine Flu & everybody wants 2 wear a mask. A million people have AIDS & nobody wants 2 wear a condom." #redabout 7 hours agofrom web
RT @FakeAPStylebook: Contrary to expected grammatical correctness, "drunkenness" is actually spelled "druhnjkwennessd ohamygods ims o w ...3:40 PM Nov 30thfrom web