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DWLichtenberg

  1. I am a deeply unhappy individual with no new ideas about happiness.
  2. Your community is a lie.
  3. Nobody writes 'em like they used to, so it might as well be Kenny Goldsmith.
  4. I was wearing this before you showed up.
  5. I am a deeply flawed individual.
  6. I'll believe in anything & you'll believe in anything.
  7. You look like a newlywed.
  8. We got tired of talking about the things we most wanted to talk about.
  9. Jesus fuck I wish I had become an actor instead of this.
  10. Human relationships are all about misinformation.
  11. nytimes.com/2012/05/15/opi…
  12. Diana @dianasalier told me I had to write some new stuff in order to stay relevant. youtube.com/watch?v=qrIBGT…
  13. This hangover is a whole new beginning.
  14. Photo: crushin on Azealia Banks tmblr.co/ZSQCPyLGpDIK
  15. Went to a reading and just shouted "It's contagious!" in the back of the bar over and over.
  16. @erikajch That would be the same except they'd have money.
  17. Only into girls with Etsy.com shops.
  18. Software is my lady friend.
  19. So fucking addicted to Tylenol Extra Strength Rapid Release Gels.
  20. So addicted to Tylenol Extra Strength Rapid Release Gels. facebook.com/events/2866307…