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  1. @redrabbit Oh, I sympathize, but convenience and laziness defeat security too often. It's nice to see things done right once in a while. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to redrabbit
  2. @redrabbit For security. If the login page loads over SSL then you know it's real, but SSLing the entire site is usually impractical. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to redrabbit
  3. All I really need are some raisins and a bag of salt and we can skip this whole "trail mix" charade. about 6 hours ago from Birdhouse
  4. As a lapsed Jew, from now on I'll be protesting Christmas creep by forgetting about Passover a full two months early. about 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
  5. I think my favorite part of modern air travel is when I get to dig my laptop out from under a pile of other people's shoes. 7:49 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  6. Today the baby found my nipples and learned about disappointment. 2:10 PM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  7. Man, if you ever visit Toad Town, don't go in the basement. Wall-to-wall plumber corpses. 12:45 PM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  8. I just realized that when Twitter turned Replies into Mentions, it became the first communication platform to officially support Kibozing. 11:55 AM Nov 20th from Birdhouse
  9. @biorhythmist Oh I get it, you must have read that as 2.4" which everyone knows is the length of a man's shut up I need this. 8:58 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to biorhythmist
  10. In 5-7 business days I won't believe I ever did real work on something as small as a 24" iMac. Seriously. What will I have been thinking. 7:59 AM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  11. Just another quick email to say how much we enjoyed hearing your communication preferences. Unsubscribe coming up! I mean done. WAY done. 7:23 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  12. Thank you for unsubscribing from our monthly email newsletter. For your convenience, we will resend this confirmation once a month. 5:12 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  13. To all you door-to-door evangelists who say "This is harrassment" when I ask inappropriate questions about your faith: Got it in one. 7:29 AM Nov 16th from Birdhouse
  14. That is to say, @lonelysandwich and @camh: feature request. 9:19 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  15. Wow, I've got to start running my Birdhouse through Google before I hit publish. At least I can take credit for this shame-spiral. 9:09 AM Nov 15th from Tweetie
  16. If they ever make a movie out of "Everybody Poops" they could totally get R.E.M. to do the soundtrack. 8:51 AM Nov 15th from Birdhouse
  17. @apelad Twenty-Smellve 5:19 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to apelad
  18. Nothing gets the rust off a cast-iron pan like a good old-fashioned grease fire. By the way, did you know they deliver pizza to driveways? 3:25 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  19. Anybody know where the timezone/DST settings are on a labrador retriever? 2:10 PM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  20. @gruber So I've been alerted. Thanks. 9:11 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to gruber