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@superjerry7 Why would a bear eat a beet. Bears eat humans stupid, plain and simple.6:29 AM Apr 8th from web in reply to superjerry7
@miklbarton one, unless that man is me - and then 3 at the most... just don't expect your pet attack bears to come home unscathed.6:19 AM Apr 4th from web in reply to MiklBarton
@pinkfrogsoup 2 words: infuriating, annoying juvenile stupid and annoying7:21 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to pinkfrogsoup
Reminder that April is Autism Awareness Month. http://bit.ly/17XS77 ( via @mrskutcher )3:16 PM Apr 3rd from web
QUOTE: "Survival is 100% tenacity. If you're tenacious you're likely to survive regardless of the circumstances" SOURCE: Dwight K Schrute3:15 PM Apr 3rd from web
I'd worry about myself if I were you @laureniskeen. I'm very tenacious, and likely to survive regardless of the circumstances.3:08 PM Apr 3rd from web
@BIGTINAA If the future brings Aliens - I'll retaliate with germs - it's simple. Aliens are weak against germs, everyone knows that.3:06 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to BIGTINAA
@superjerry7 always put the most attractive beets on top.3:05 PM Apr 3rd from web in reply to superjerry7
especially Space Bears @miklbarton10:07 AM Apr 3rd from web
depends on how hungry am I from the wrestling....8:09 AM Apr 3rd from web
I'm excited about what the future brings, whatever it is - I'll wrestle it to the ground and either domesticate it, or eat it.8:09 AM Apr 3rd from web
#followfriday @kiala (FUNNY!), @nevenmrgan, @LayerTennis (AWESOME)8:05 AM Apr 3rd from web
Thinking that @rainnwilson looks kinda like Tom Selleck.7:21 AM Mar 23rd from web
@aplusk I left my copy of "Fletch" at your place last night. Also - you owe me for that round of drinks.6:59 AM Mar 23rd from web
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory6:53 AM Mar 23rd from web
@Equestrian90 I am an in awe of your dark magicks.1:45 PM Mar 22nd from web in reply to Equestrian90
@kiala you're hot - AND funny. It makes me uncomfortable.1:31 PM Mar 22nd from web in reply to kiala
@Equestrian90 I'll never join the forces of evil.1:30 PM Mar 22nd from web in reply to Equestrian90
@Equestrian90 I have no idea what that means.10:40 AM Mar 22nd from web in reply to Equestrian90
WITHOUT BLOODSHED!10:10 AM Mar 22nd from web

Name Dwight K. Schrute
Location Scranton, PA
Bio Assistant to the Regional Manager, Dunder Mifflin Inc.

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