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dwangelo

  1. @mikeogorman me, and 40inch pleated dockers. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to mikeogorman
  2. Thinking about taking a class on face-eating at UCB. 9:59 PM Jun 1st via web
  3. @curlycomedy @HuffPostComedy Can't believe I didn't make the list again. 7:18 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to curlycomedy
  4. Kinda upsetting how National Donut Day has gotten so commercialized. 6:20 PM Jun 1st via web
  5. "Apparently June 1st is National Donut Day in America. Yeah, so is June 2nd, June 3rd, June 4th, June 5th..." -Hilarious Foreign Comic 6:05 PM Jun 1st via web
  6. You've seen Snow White and the Huntsman - but have you seen Snow White and John Huntsman!? [link to heavy-handed, left-leaning parody video] 5:53 PM Jun 1st via web
  7. Green Lantern is gay. I guess that explains why his secret base is a loft in Chelsea. 4:42 PM Jun 1st via web
  8. You believe this John Edwards??? That guy really toasts my scones. 4:38 PM Jun 1st via web
  9. When I release a comedy special, it will be through the Cutco Knives distribution model. 4:37 PM Jun 1st via web
  10. I love how the art house theater does classic movie night. Taking the kids to see my favorite western, "Shane," starring Michael Fassbender. 9:24 PM May 31st via web
  11. When someone who books a 20-seat bar show asks for a tape, I send them footage of me shooting melons with a Mossberg 500. 8:37 PM May 31st via web
  12. Wish I was a comic back when you didn't have to be a chipper, 22-year-old, social butterfly to get booked at terrible local shows. 8:31 PM May 31st via web
  13. (things are more expensive in New York) 3:36 PM May 31st via web
  14. Who in New York even drinks soda? I ordered a large Coke once. When they told me the price, I switched to hard liquor. 3:35 PM May 31st via web
  15. I never give homeless people in New York any money; you know they're just going to spend it all on Fresca. 3:34 PM May 31st via web
  16. My first apartment in New York was actually a Pepsi machine. $2000/month - and great roommates. 3:26 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  17. My biggest problem with New York? Too much available soda. 3:22 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  18. Think I'll just fill up at Hertz. twitter.com/dwangelo/statu… 2:50 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  19. You know that 8-screen computer Hugh Jackman uses to hack the government in Swordfish? I got the same setup for Favstar. 8:34 PM May 28th via web
  20. I guess AOL is doing well. First time I've read about them in 5 years and it's because homeless people are living in their office. 8:10 PM May 28th via web
  • Name David Angelo
  • Location Hollywood, kid.
  • Web http://www.davida...
  • Bio Comedian. Previously Chaka Khan's stylist. TV: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3733264 Economics: http://dwangelo.tumblr.com/ Music: http://www.kommissarband.com
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