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  1. TWITTER: Send positive thoughts my way. Off to do good work. dvsjr
  2. @gedeon share!
  3. @timeril “Lynn, Lynn the city of Sin…you never come out the way you went in.” But you knew this. :)
  4. Ages and ages hence.
  5. I know who you are. Show me your wings.
  6. @jinga8 behold: http://twitter.com/MISSY_BO...
  7. Off to sleep, perchance to dream.
  8. @jinga8 If you don't know usally you are new to twitter or not paying attention. If you don't follow missy_boo, we can't be friends.
  9. @jane_bot I have one as well.
  10. @cloudya01 Whole new meaning to "reverse cowgirl"
  11. @SarahInMI Did you buy her lunch? Did you get lucky?
  12. needs more butter #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  13. Where'd the turkey baster go? #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  14. licking the bowl #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  15. Performing the heimlich on Aunt Gladys #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  16. I've never hit an octogenarian, but I have sat for an hour and visualized pummeling one.
  17. Bus to Boston packed. Sat next to grumpy old dude who was pissed off I took the seat. People: elbow fighting on the bus is a zero sum game.
  18. @jinga8 Know thy memes, know thy memes. #missyboo
  19. @trixieboots make a dummy twitter account and let Senior Colleague follow it. Sample tweets: <verb> sum <noun> as usally.
  20. @sha_suga the can in the shed, or put your hand in the lawnmower tank.