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dvdlpz

  1. black people in paris. #culture #ballsohard youtu.be/uHxsgkEqrBU
  2. @ChrystallJane duh!!...no.....wait for it...yes!!!! Love it. woot woot
  3. @ChrystallJane this totally like (leaf) blows the artistic bleep outta of it. Who needs a $100,000 Birkin bag lit on fire to be artful.
  4. @ChrystallJane what just happened? Mommmmm!! #whatthekidsarewatching #thesoup
  5. The weekend is here!!! and si señor the Wu-Tang Clan (still) ain't nuthin' ta f*ck wit. Happy Friday.
  6. Brah no, way I just like totally tweeted the Stefon outta that last tweet, *whispers* burlesque and creepy puppets, ha! #SNL
  7. I love strange after parties and free stuff “burlesque” and “creepy puppets!” find your way to the Stork Club (23rd and Telegraph) 6/1 @ 9pm
  8. Krispy Kreme is where I be (free donut from 6 to 6) cause its our national holiday of doughnut day June 1st, nice!
  9. @sfhappenings i like paper, yet only thing that's missing to complete it, is....time and oh yeah the other brushes I'm a #cheap #bastard
  10. I would kill to be that rebound guy for that lady that works the counter at Macy's. Wait that's not what I meant. things I do for...savings.
  11. @ChelseaVPeretti it could've been Stockton (I mean who wants to be fr---I got nothing, it's definitely the lunesta talking, over and out)
  12. @ChelseaVPeretti totally miss the fine twit (dodges tomatoes) how did I not c the bill ref my apologies urs truly modern Sally Jesse Raphael
  13. @ChelseaVPeretti girl u from sac town? I thought u was from Oakland, all those times I poured one for chelsea, I been cheated, I think. Huh.
  14. I have a headache and this was just in the last 2 minutes switching from Inside Edition and the Insider. Don't do it.
  15. What is klout, and why shouldn't I care, Huh?
  16. TGIF for east coast feed on west coast feed, what am trying to say is #Workaholics season premiere son, shimmy shimmy yeh
  17. I unlocked the Workaholics Season 3 Premiere sticker on @GetGlue! bit.ly/M4JbzV
  18. I'm watching Workaholics (1553 others checked-in) bit.ly/M4Jdrt @GetGlue @ComedyCentral
  19. Fried Ramen soup = game changer* *oh yea who forgot to add water before putting in microwave*
  20. Beyonce is the best performer ever...yeah my neighbour left the "live at roseland" video, just watched it. #thighs