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What's most exciting is what started all my twittering in the first place....I'll be working in Camden again! Yeah"
about 18 hours ago
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Today is the first day of my new position new boss, new truck, new rules to bend and break.
about 18 hours ago
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I feel like how I imagine The Blob might have felt. Misunderstood, and very hungry.
about 18 hours ago
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Now to shovel my own stuff. I've done enough good deeds to annoy myself for at least 3 months.
11:16 AM Dec 20th
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Push your own heap of penis-envy out, asshole...my Jeep is getting through just fine.
11:14 AM Dec 20th
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Tried to help people in their BMW's and Mercedes' get through the snow...until they fucking started bitching at me
11:14 AM Dec 20th
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Its the first time the puppy has ever seen snow. He doesn't know whether to love, hate or eat it. I can relate.
3:50 AM Dec 19th
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Watching Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. I like it. Probably the only one.
6:38 PM Dec 18th
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RT @ RT @: @ @ @ @ @ @ @
6:36 PM Dec 18th
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I just wanna love you.....
6:29 PM Dec 18th
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@ by time you leave here, i'll have you wearing gold plated diapers.
3:54 PM Dec 18th
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Hot Tub Time Machine! FTW!!!
6:43 AM Dec 18th
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If you see it, you can never Un-See it.
6:00 AM Dec 18th
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@ thanks for the rt, as well!
5:55 AM Dec 18th
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Its ”fuck! Eat! Kill!" Friday! Today we wont follow, we'll revolt!
5:35 AM Dec 18th
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Soon the anti-google people will crawl from their rocks and join the anti-mac and M$ legions of annoying geeks.
4:11 AM Dec 18th
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Google looking to take Yelp out for dinner?
4:10 AM Dec 18th
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RT @ Thinking about some taboo's i'm going to kill today.
4:07 AM Dec 18th
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...then he tried to hump the Cat.
9:17 PM Dec 17th
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Well, its happened. The dog farted in my face. Fucking karma.
9:05 PM Dec 17th
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- Name Derek
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