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Dustpiggies

  1. @ScoutFinch_75 you take care too :) be good to catch up some time :)
  2. @ScoutFinch_75 and good night from him.
  3. @DavidJCervi or in an italian funeral parlour.
  4. @ericHews sick.
  5. @Brybox Low be new avatar pic. It's a total mind squish.
  6. @thefrumps @davidjcervi jeez saeed. You fucking racist.
  7. @DevilsEngineer you aren't really though are you? Otherwise you'd only get a grape and some rice stuck to parcel tape.
  8. dustpiggies.com - because it's easier to be cynical than to cry ALL the time.
  9. @minniepoos Why not do my suggestion with tv on in the background. Go half way.
  10. Just woke up. Could smell candy floss. No candy floss. Just failure. And isolation.
  11. @ObscureGent what is more manly that going to the zoo? I mean manly in the sense of mankind. Raping mother nature you sadist monster.
  12. @minniepoos huff paint and Paint a rendition of the divine comedy around your whole house?
  13. @DevilsEngineer funnier when sober.
  14. dustpiggies.com - not a lot like the flintstones.
  15. @thefrumps careful dude. The way this is going you might get lynched. Even I'm keeping my mouth shut.
  16. I hate sport. I hate homophobia. I've never been on a lads holiday. I don't think all women are sluts. Stop dragging us back. Fuckwits.
  17. No. We are not all "lads". Fuck off.
  18. Has anyone noticed how the "fosters comedy" adverts are homophobic 90's style fhm "we are all lads eh? Eh?" shit fests?