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  1. Did I mention the the martial artist priest zombie who impregnates a semi-headless undead nurse to spawn a mutant rugrat? Ozzy accents bonus 4:04 PM Dec 5th from web
  2. Dead Alive is 1 of the best B horror films ever made. It has everything: zombies, blood, guts, lawnmower, hot Latina chick, and psycho mom. 4:01 PM Dec 5th from web
  3. RT @Pierus: Though I'm sure the authoring involved a lot of marijuana, this article from The Onion is snacktastic: http://tinyurl.com/y ... 7:38 PM Dec 3rd from web
  4. How come no one is named Hrothgar anymore? 8:04 PM Dec 2nd from web
  5. Static SimpleDateFormatter is *not* thread-safe! 7:31 PM Dec 2nd from web
  6. Chubble loves beans. Loves, loves, loves 'em. He should wear a bib that says, "Will shriek for beans" - because that's what he does. 10:26 PM Dec 1st from web
  7. @wischmyr How about the webapps that don't work in Firefox (SnapFish has some serious issues) 8:54 PM Dec 1st from web
  8. @mkimberlin sho nuff will ringy ding ding 2morrow 8:50 PM Dec 1st from web
  9. @mkimberlin I needs more details. Dish that dirt! 7:40 PM Dec 1st from web
  10. Wrote tests for code that seemed like it was written by retarded squirrels. Then it hit me, this code is written *for* retarded squirrels. 6:15 PM Dec 1st from web
  11. This AM saw an Oldsmobile covered with gold glitter. Not gold paint, not gold plate, gold glitter - inexpertly applied. Now I want one too. 9:42 PM Nov 30th from web
  12. Huh? How did "sticky" make it into the top 5? I cry shenanigans! 12:45 PM Nov 29th from web
  13. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: maybe, wife, time - http://w33.us/2668 12:43 PM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
  14. But I do like going to work in my pajamas. 8:11 AM Nov 27th from web
  15. I hate this slow Citrix connection. Working with remote Eclipse is an exercise in Clausewitzian friction. 8:06 AM Nov 27th from web
  16. I am getting UVerse on Saturday for 2 reasons: 1) Effing Dish not showing all Blues games 2) 18mpbs DSL... Hockey and high speed pr0n FTW!!! 10:14 PM Nov 26th from web
  17. Chubble got the H1N1 Vaccine in the thigh. Barely flinched, just shot a questioning look at the nurse. That's my boy. 5:10 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. Plane back from Vegas carrying the fam delayed until 1am. Crap. 9:43 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. And the spinner on the Big Performance Game is the biggest piece of badly designed crap ever. Except maybe Microsoft Outlook. Maybe. 6:15 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. Playing games with Aubrey, I prefer "Pretty Princess" to the "Big Performance Game". Not for the jewelry, for the playability. (Really). 6:12 PM Nov 14th from web