dungman
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There's so much going on in this good world. I don't know what to do. Any suggestions?
8:00 PM Jul 12th
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@ Isn't a Dagwood a cartoon, not a sandwich?
8:26 AM Jun 20th
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in reply to lindadominique
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Two people who make me sick: @ @. These two whoremongers remind me of a butch version of Thelma & Louise.
8:21 AM Jun 20th
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I have been out of commission for a few months due to surgery. Now, it's time to get back to business!
8:15 AM Jun 20th
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@ I saw you at the Webutante Ball tonight. Why did you run out so fast? Bulimia? Cankle-itis? I'm glad you lost, horseface!
6:48 PM Jun 5th
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I hope the stimulus plan can enhance Nutasha's bedroom antics. She's been too lazy lately.
11:28 AM Feb 15th
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- This is @. She's disgusting. Whoa, and talk about cankles...
11:03 AM Feb 15th
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@ How was your Valentine's Day? I hope it wasn't like that one Thanksgiving..
11:01 AM Feb 15th
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in reply to juliaallison
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RT @: "She’s so sexual that just looking at her...made me feel like I should take a pregnancy test." Julia - You disgust me!
1:11 PM Feb 12th
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My back hurts. I was hunched over on the toilet all morning reading the paper. Now, I have bad posture and, most likely, hemorrhoids...
1:05 PM Feb 12th
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I think I should be on next season's Tool Academy because I want to get a Tool Academy tatoo! That'd be sweet!
7:22 PM Feb 8th
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Actually, I'd bang Paula Abdul as she's all drugged up. Wait - Does that mean it can be considered "Date Rape"?
4:26 PM Feb 8th
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The Grammy's are terrible. Did I have to watch Ryan Seacrest asking Paula Abdul if she's going on a date and thinking of sleeping with him?
4:25 PM Feb 8th
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@ See, I made you laugh at what I do. That was a free consultation.
4:03 PM Feb 8th
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in reply to Joe_90
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@ A Personality Coach is used by someone who has no personality. We help you become funny. @ is a client.
12:44 PM Feb 8th
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in reply to Joe_90
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I need some help: Have you ever asked your girlfriend to wear a bacon dress? If so, DM me.
11:10 AM Feb 8th
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I love the smell of bacon and tuna in the morning! I'm just waiting for Nutasha to make them for me.
5:13 AM Feb 8th
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@ You need XXX, not XX...
12:17 AM Feb 8th
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@ It's okay. I'll hit the video store and fulfill my video pleasures!
5:14 PM Feb 7th
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in reply to gminks
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I just picked up some ice cream. Benn & Jerry's will lift my spirits from this bad television.
4:56 PM Feb 7th
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- Name Michael J. Dungman
- Location USA
- Bio I am a Personality Coach. I also love to cook and want to open a restaurant called Pink Taco.
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