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  1. About to put on my sleeping lipstick.
  2. RT @MeeSoHorny: (@Way2crazy1) Hahahahaha 8th graders are so horny and weird!
  3. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a month of my tweets. Top three words: tonight, acting, nervous - http://w33.us/1zm7
  4. am i right people?
  5. I guess now it's the nutty putty grave.
  6. Sad times at the Nutty Putty cave: http://bit.ly/80pWwg
  7. RT @LAist: Heads up: DUI Checkpoints tonight, tomorrow night: http://ow.ly/GiRp
  8. Thanksgiving needs to stop this shit. Just want to sleep. Why am I watching a documentary on ice?
  9. Anyone noticing any fat blue veins on the puffed calves of their wrinkled old grands?
  10. RT @Hayley Hasselhoff: I am thankful my dad has enough booze For every #Nodadsober mention Patron tequilla will give $1 to @andersoncooper.
  11. lots of greasy grandma fists about to start plunging into turkeys. cant wait.
  12. RT @FrankConniff: Cartoon Dump 8pm tonight, Steve Allen Theater, special guests @DuncanTrussell, Dave "Gruber" Allen & Dana Gould!
  13. PALIN 2012!!!!! http://bit.ly/4tgAcE
  14. Be careful! http://pic.gd/2f9310
  15. YES! RT @ericwareheim: http://thedailyswarm.com/headlines/watch-christian-rappers-warm-dangers-full-frontal-hugging/
  16. You can sell fat? http://bit.ly/8TWQLC
  17. A bead store is what happens when a trust fund and a nervous breakdown get married and have a baby.
  18. If people keep taping their babies dancing to Beyonce there's going to be another Sept. 11th.
  19. RT @LAist: Look Up! The big Leonid Meteor Shower is Tonight: http://bit.ly/1a37yE
  20. Christmas is coming, and I'm tired of wiping- http://bit.ly/2tGOCG