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Unless they are all childminders? Oh dear. Those poor children. Perhaps I should start a charity, distributing Boden frocks to childminders?about 18 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
@Surprisedzoe I am always suprised when I spot a legging wearer pushing a pram. That implies that they have had sexual intercourse...about 18 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Why don't they just give out some free toothbrushes if they want to improve the area?about 18 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Oh look! 3 for 2 on all cosmetics at Superdrug in central Brixton.Good for them, if they could just get these people to wash their leggings!about 18 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
Getting a Brazilian wax confused with a Brazilian blow dry could cause confusion, humiliation and perhaps even a jail sentence!about 18 hours agofrom TwitterBerry
@ChilliViv How dare the police harass au pairs cycling on the path, singing "Jesus wants me for a sunbeam" when there is gang and gun crime?11:24 AM Nov 24thfrom TwitterBerry
On the news that a defenceless school girl was rapped in Peckham recently.Where were thr police then?harassing au pairs cycling on paths11:22 AM Nov 24thfrom TwitterBerry
Home at last! The au pair was given a £30 fine for cycling sur le pavement avec enfant today! Why are the police not doing some real work?11:20 AM Nov 24thfrom TwitterBerry
