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  1. @originalist you can also use myxer.com, which is what i do/ v. effective
  2. am now remembering why i generally make a point of getting online at all during the day before 11:00 pm. hello, 31 emails, you are too many.
  3. "this is like orange juice, but in the shape of an orange... That's the dumbest thing i've ever said" - my genius sister
  4. ERILEY ENCOUNTER.
  5. Dear internet, pls work for more than ten minutes at a time.
  6. Whoever invented naptime was a motherfucking genius
  7. Do not want work this early in the am. Oh well, yay toddlers!
  8. @originalist oh ps i. found my coat. in my closet. where i put it after you dropped it off. :|
  9. Santa's trying to hitch a ride at the corner of manchester st and old frankfort pike :|
  10. dear website, why did you have to mention exactly how many species of snakes there are in kenya :(
  11. @j_rmd HUNGRY NOW.
  12. I wonder how different my life would be if I'd had rubber mulch on my childhood playgrounds.
  13. THERE IS A LIVING THING INSIDE MY WALL. STOP SCRATCHING AT ME, LITTLE CRITTER.
  14. So maybe giving five running piggyback rides around the playground when overcoming a bad cough wasn't my brightest idea...
  15. Newest pasttime: using up in this bitch inappropriatly to narrate to myself, in accent, the actions i am taking in this game.
  16. PHARAOH, YOU ARE NOT BEING HISTORICALLY ACCURATE RE: THE TRANSITION FROM THE 2ND INTERMEDIATE PERIOD TO THE NEW KINGDOM. ALSO, IM RIDICULOUS
  17. @j_rmd in front of you, maybe. it's really curious how that works out, but ask anyone else and. ha. idk. you'll get a different story.
  18. ALSO IF I AM NOT HEALTHY ENOUGH TO GO CHILL WITH MY FAVORITE KIDS TOMORROW I WILL BE VERY GLUM INDEED.
  19. i am extra-squeaky when i only possess half of my voice.
  20. @j_rmd i think you're probably the only person i know who thinks that.