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  1. http://bit.ly/4FoXWM Captain Obvious finally landed that headline gig he's always wanted.
  2. Dealing with freezing rain on annoying b/s holiday tomorrow sucks giant whale balls and puts me in hateful mood. #humfuckingbug
  3. RT @GusSent: All these kids staying home from school in Baltimore should b put to work clearing side streets the city can't clean. #grum ...
  4. Just filled coffee bean grinder with dry cat food. That would have tasted like Starbucks, only less burnt. #morningmoment
  5. ...and by talent, I mean Abby Elliott's. BTW - Abby Elliott - super talented and only 22. Hate!
  6. So, does anyone think Abby Elliott is PISSED that she wasted all that time perfecting her Brittany Murphy impression? Such a waste of talent
  7. @grannybike Were you on the porch shooting varmits while smoking the pipe?
  8. Wow, that Ochocinco and his reaction to whatshisface. So heartfelt, and ALL ABOUT OCHOCINCO. Did I mention Ochocinco? Ochoochoochoocho...
  9. @jamisonhensley Chi Tribune contradicting self. Mechanical failure/Weather caused flight cancellation. Which one is it?
  10. http://bit.ly/7TS1B8 For no good reason I was on Chris Cooley's website, and noticed his uni fly is down on front page. Odd photo choice.
  11. "Where are all good men?" With the good women. Duh.
  12. http://bit.ly/7GWOo0 Study ranks Baltimore Sun staff as having the most free time to waste twittering. Yay them.
  13. RT @UrbaniteMD "How many people...are stuck in traffic on the way to ride a stationary bicycle in a health club?" http://bit.ly/8Thips
  14. RT @bikecommutenews: RT @amsterdamized i wish they'd stop using climate as incentive, it doesn't work, stick with ease, convenience, hea ...
  15. http://bit.ly/65ZvS2 Currently loving Mo'Nique for crapping on the GG/Oscars process. If actors campaign, awards are even more b/s.
  16. @RatherBeBiking Not redundant, exactly. It looks like they're opening up the seperated bike lane to buses. -1 for bikes
  17. http://bit.ly/5GXclz 5 deaths in 3 years for a pop. of 300 mil justifies a recall of 50 million blinds? 50million! b/s. Good God.
  18. @kellyoxford it took me a few minutes but I finally got that.
  19. bird shat on me today. working on dangerfieldesque nature respect routine. will say, thank God for sunglasses. could have been horrible.
  20. @sarah_haskins I think I agree with GQ. That show has REALLY bloomed in its second season.