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  1. There's a tan line on my ring finger. I'm so married now.
  2. For better thoughts on eMusic: http://bit.ly/XYNJr
  3. You know the opposite of awesome? eMusic cut my downloads by 40%, charged me the same price, all so I can have Toad the Wet Sprocket albums.
  4. I'm so hurting for fresh strawberries that I might make like my dog and start eating the tiny ones that grow randomly in our lawn.
  5. FOOD REPLIES: @nthornton, yes, I get tricked into the McRib every time. @craxy Shannon made sausage and gnocchi with romesco tonight. YES.
  6. Hey @jalex @stvspl @dansai Should we pool our money to hang this in Gallery Bro? http://tinyurl.com/na676l
  7. @malki B
  8. @karlspurzem I told Shannon that I would be Spaceman Spiff as soon as I saw the quiz. I was right. Space High Five!
  9. @nadarine In response to your latest to my wife, "If you've got the gams, run the scams."
  10. Meg Ryan nailed down another Final Fantasy gig: http://bit.ly/LzrTw
  11. @edgeonline Pegasus below Max, remove hat, then new hat, glue, and sword. Glue sword to hat facing up, put on swordhat, fly Peg under cage.
  12. @edgeonline Put steel box on cage, fan in Maxwell's hand. Start swinging with fan, equip a magnet, pull to cage box, equip saw to get star.
  13. @jenbo1 Vampire. Can't be photographed. Had to bring in a Corsican painter who can resist his powerful thrall.
  14. Maggot therapy goes from sounding maximum disgusting to maximum miraculous in about one page: http://bit.ly/Qb2W8
  15. RT @JamesUrbaniak http://tinyurl.com/lrltx7 Clearly Sarah Palin has learned to tweet from the master: http://tinyurl.com/n5az6b
  16. @Wes_P The construction of such a device would be nothing, the issue is finding actual spools of uncut red vine. Got a factory hook-up?
  17. @whathappened Just think that you basically gave her heaven on earth. I'll do the doggy-heaven-believin' for you.
  18. @BryanStoll Is it one spoke of this thing: http://bit.ly/1dqqtj
  19. @RickMuscles Not a joke, I actually run like that when left to my own stupid devices. Either I've always been an idiot, or my body forgot.
  20. Oh pop-tart, how did you talk your way into my belly so late at night. You saucy food mynx. #fb