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duhism

  1. In the middle of the night, I'm taken over by the holy spirit. I sleep in tongues. duhism.com 5:13 PM May 6th via web
  2. @joytoyu I get comma toes when my feet need a short rest 6:42 PM Apr 8th via web in reply to joytoyu
  3. @LunaJune It's a bit black and blue 6:31 PM Apr 8th via web in reply to LunaJune
  4. @joytoyu I'm currently in upward-facing coma 6:31 PM Apr 8th via web in reply to joytoyu
  5. I'm recovering from a bad yoga injury. I sprained a chakra. 6:16 PM Apr 8th via web
  6. I can't get anything done since I hired an impersonal assistant. 7:15 PM Apr 5th via web
  7. Generalizations are always wrong. duhism.com 6:23 PM Apr 4th via web
  8. Zen kids on a family trip: "Daddy, are we here yet? Are we here yet? Are we here yet?" 7:15 PM Mar 31st via web
  9. I stopped my spiritual practice when I found out there is no spiritual Olympics. 4:23 PM Mar 19th via web
  10. I can't decide between blueberry or buttermilk or banana chocolate chip. I'm waffling over pancakes. 6:17 PM Mar 18th via web
  11. My wife, Bobby Sue Tzu, used to do erotic dancing at physics conferences. She was a magnetic pole dancer. 4:19 PM Mar 13th via web
  12. I'm having problems with the Law of Attraction. I still haven't won the lottery... and I'm covered in refrigerator magnets. 5:04 PM Mar 12th via web
  13. False confidence is the only true form of confidence 6:17 PM Feb 29th via web
  14. @DixieSportsman @aemathisphd I don't have an inner idiot... everything I have is on the outside 6:51 AM Feb 14th via web in reply to DixieSportsman
  15. @maryhruth Busy over here in Duh-ville 10:28 PM Feb 9th via web in reply to maryhruth
  16. I wish I could remember that joke I heard about Alzheimer's. 5:08 PM Feb 9th via web
  17. Remember, if you #ff @duhism you're guaranteed a rebirth in Newark, New Jersey. Near the Chuckee Cheese! 8:04 AM Feb 3rd via web
  18. Checking out tweetspinner.com from @tweetspinner: profile rotation, DM & follower de-spam, follower management, reciprocity scores... 11:26 AM Jan 26th via Tweet Spinner
  19. I've said it before and I'll say it again: never repeat yourself. duhism.com 7:28 PM Jan 23rd via web
  20. I'm happy to report that I have achieved my New Year's resolution of making commitments I don't keep. 5:04 PM Jan 2nd via web
  • Name Bob Tzu
  • Location Was here now back then
  • Web http://www.duhism...
  • Bio Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu
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