duhism
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Every day, in every way, I am becoming older and older.
about 2 hours ago
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I became enlightened, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
6:06 PM Nov 21st
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The real Truth cannot be spoken. Why? Don't ask me, I can't talk about it.
6:14 PM Nov 20th
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"I used The Duh of Success to create, well, EVERYTHING" -God. Free copy. Money back guarantee.
5:14 AM Nov 20th
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In the restaurant of life, don't try to split the reality check.
6:30 PM Nov 19th
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@ I think Petting Tzu, then, may not be a dog, since calling him has no effect.
11:14 AM Nov 19th
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@ Thank you for supporting Duhism! Be warned, though, this often results in a rebirth in Newark, NJ --Bob Tzu
10:39 AM Nov 19th
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@ That's Professor Doctor Admiral President His Not-So-Holiness Bob, to you, Michael... or just "Hey, you, Tzu!"
5:51 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to Somatic_Therapy
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Duhism teaches: Never go hiking on a psychopath.
5:16 PM Nov 18th
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@ Understanding Duhism is a sign... that you need professional help.
6:32 AM Nov 18th
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@ Remember, the key to comedy is... uh... wait, I know this... time...oh! TIMING.
5:33 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to Paul_Lemberg
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Judge all your actions based on whether they could make you the lead story on "60 Minutes."
5:29 PM Nov 17th
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@ Glad you're enjoying the profounditudenessity of Duhism. --Bob Tzu
9:15 AM Nov 17th
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in reply to ecwebsites
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You are one with the creator of all things. Which is why it's so hard to shop for your birthday.
6:00 PM Nov 16th
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RT @: With kids I use a paddle. @: and slapping. @: or Ikea furnature assembly drawings.
6:10 PM Nov 15th
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It's better to teach not with words, but with action. And the best action for teaching is speaking.
5:58 PM Nov 15th
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@ The spouting business is booming. Enjoy the profounditudenessity of Duhism! ;-) --Bob Tzu
5:55 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to Paul_Lemberg
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I met you in a previous life. Which is why I'm avoiding you in this one.
7:16 PM Nov 14th
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rt @: "There you go you're being redundant again..." and again, repeatedly, over and over, once more
6:36 PM Nov 13th
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My uniqueness is very one-of-a-kind.
6:25 PM Nov 13th
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- Name Bob Tzu
- Location Was here now back then
- Web http://www.duhism...
- Bio Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu
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