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  1. Jackie, on Christmas tree topper: "I was like, that's like a really, really nice hat on a really, really busted person."
  2. Merry Christmas, self. Weight peak? 209. Weight today? 166. Win, win, win.
  3. @samanthanimal thank you for -xmar-, jargon mothership.
  4. Obsessing over the book by @MrsMimiTeaches. Boxing Day celebration, Sherlock Holmes and/or Nine, Phone upgrade. Murry Xmar.
  5. How sweet, today's attempted terrorist attack happened on the same flight I took six days ago. Timing win.
  6. @trishkaa "Has anyone seen Flick?"
  7. Paellera. Gift Cards. New phone tomorrow. Life is swell at the 1313, where good food happens. Homemade mozzarella pizza tomorrow, anyone?
  8. My Christmas cheer was dampened by the alarming appearance of Al Roker on my screen. Bah, humbug.
  9. RT: @ladygaga: #ladygaygay
  10. Mom: "I made a shithouse of cookies." Me: "Wait... what? I have never heard that used as a quantifier." Mom: "Don't judge me." BAHAHAHA.
  11. DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE ENEMY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE'S BARKING IN THE GARAGE. Uggggggh.
  12. The application to work for the 2010 census asks you if, among other modes of transportation, you can fly an airplane.
  13. Pa pa pa pasta, roma roma ma, ga ga garlic-ah, I'm making din-ner.
  14. Hugh Jackman's opener for the 2009 Oscars makes me want to be an actor. I could do it. I could have been a Slumdog. I could have been Vicky.
  15. @GnarlsBartley GO TROY!
  16. I feel like a complete lamestain today, celebratory cookies of the Lord, take me higher.
  17. RT: @ReiVallejo: J'veux ton amour et je veux ton revanche. J'veux ton amour, I don't wanna be friends.
  18. Watching an Intervention episode with @HillaryFishler on addiction to air-in-a-can. I blame this on Glenn Beck, Yoko Ono and Banana Hammocks
  19. Shopping for stoffing stuckers in the mitten state reminds me of why I am a consumerist patriot. Maybe, I'll get the whistle woo woo, RubDub
  20. Dear time zone change. I understand how advantageous you were at the beginning, but now, really really not.