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  1. Based on traffic around mall this afternoon I can tell two things: economy is going to be fine and people here can't drive worth a dang.
  2. I think it's funny that when you roll over a banner ad for Cialis that it gets larger.
  3. If you push and awkward stupid person over a cliff you had better beware of the fall lout.
  4. Open tweet to wife: not fair to let 3 year old nap when you know that YOU will not be home @ night & not have to deal with the night owl!
  5. @ Minsky's in Springfield. That's right I said Minsky's in Springfield!
  6. @jmcmellen is that because they died of a heart attack first?
  7. RT @aford: Couple of months ago...GREAT Pringles banner ad, just keeps going and going and going http://bit.ly/8sGsZo
  8. @rainnwilson what did the guy say when he finally went pee after holding it for three days? Urethra!
  9. Awesome read: 'How To Explain To Clients That They Are Wrong' (via @smashingmag) http://tinyurl.com/ykzjsue (via @mariah808) Good stuff.
  10. Just discovered that there is a Minsky's pizza here in Springfield. Nice.
  11. #newsponsorsfortiger : National Highway Traffic Safety Administration - You could learn a lot from a dummy.
  12. #newsponsorsfortiger : Pork - the other white meat. National Pork Board.
  13. #newsponsorsfortiger : Morton Salt - When it rains, it pours.
  14. #newsponsorsfortiger : LifeCall - I've fallen and I can't get up.
  15. #newsponsorsfortiger : Greyhound - Leave the driving to us.
  16. #newsponsorsfortiger - Exxon - Put a Tiger in your tank!
  17. #newsponsorsfortiger : Energizer Batteries - He keeps going, and going and going...
  18. #newsponsorsfortiger : Bounty - the quicker picker upper.
  19. Standing In line @ Oklahoma Joes
  20. At the store buying marshmallow fluff.